Elliot Tench

THIS IS COOL: Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers covers Frank Ocean’s ‘Thinkin Bout You’ on bass & trumpet with a live orchestra Was not expecting that but it sounds 🔥

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Thank u GOD Thank u sobriety Thank u 2 my few close friends& family NEVER GIVE UP❤️ 1% BETTER

My goat.

✍️ 'From embarrassing tifos to the groundbreaking AFTV, Arsenal’s supporters are increasingly regarded as undignified weirdos' | Writes @geochesterton 'The over-celebrating, the panic attacks over every dropped point in the Premier League and the unfounded conspiracy theories make them football’s “flat Earthers”' Read the full column 👇 telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

they saying saka was a prefect at school😭😭

He looks like he’s about to generate 0.4xG at home

@NoLayingUp @wharding_319

Rolapp has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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Motomu Sakai and David Munyua have given us an all timer afternoon of darts. The sport at its best!

David Munyua bringing the vibes to Ally Pally 🕺

Culture!

Cristian Romero did Bruno Guimarães' signature celebration in front of the Newcastle fans after scoring a 95th-minute overhead kick 💀

Me & my father at my billboard. Think before you tweet, pussio.

I waited my whole life to rap with Kano. He made the first song I downloaded on pirate bay and limewire, we shared the screen now the mic and stage this means something to me

11-YEARS AGO: BAKER MAYFIELD HIT THIS ICONIC DANCE AT OKLAHOMA. 💀💀💀 Legend.

Might be a dumb thought but surely dudes back in the Anglo Saxon era used to get ACL’s? Like imagine running into a battle field with speed and snapping your ACL just to see a dude running at you with a sword at full speed. They must of been thinking ACL’s were black magic.

@yakobper90 @wharding_319

@wharding_319 @TheShotgunStart lol. Hell yea BT. Run it up where you can. Jon from accounts must of been fuming.

@TheShotgunStart @elliottench very cool

We go again. #ToddWatch