mom to billie and hank

I recently found a whole bunch of flash drives that I assumed were just photos from an old laptop but one of them was an entire season of The Simple Life in .m4v format

@Ologies People are dicks! I listened to the greif and mourning episode and laughed and wept and felt so validated! Thank you for doing what you to!!!!!!!!

@Crybabystuntz Does she love it though

On the streets of New York City men are cat calling my mother saying “come here big mama”

@hoobastankd Eat a whole awesome blossom/bloomin onion

Me on a first date

@em__rob Passive income - money moves - girl boss

If I buy something with one paycheck and return it on another..THATS free money

What the HELL is going on

I asked Fil what Chris’s Pratt sounds like as Mario and he said “he just sounds like a plumber”

@urapsycho Omg the pod? That’s dark

Is he married? This is the biggest ick I’ve ever seen

One of my pet peeves is when you pick up your glass to take a sip and the coaster comes with it and then falls off

Julia fox has no business talking about how the automotive industry lobbied for pedestrian un-friendly zoning but thank god she does

me making small talk at a bachelorette party

The Instagram algorithm feeds me a lot of reels of like middle eastern desserts and street foods…I’m seeing LOTS of phyllo dough pastries and pistachio if you know what I mean. Not complaining tho.

Liza Minnelli has outlived waiting for Scooby Doo's Velma to come out as a lesbian. Clips from the new movie “Trick or Treat Scooby-Doo!,” confirm suspicions held by the “Scooby” fan base for decades.

I just told Fil I wished we were an NPC couple and he did not like that at all LOL

@TaylorCloyd Need to know if he purchased from ace throwing place or he ordered you one online

Ugh now* not not

Felt the need to tell my very small amount of Twitter followers that I’m not a gluten free girly, per my drs orders. Would love some tips!