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@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes I might need to get a copy

@emsicles @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes By the way… Purely for the uninitiated. Larn Yersel' Geordie amzn.eu/d/0iWpcqxz

@GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1 #Chickie Great chat tonight guys. Really enjoyed the banter with a proper blurk. Why aye marra, now larn yesel geordie proper lark mun

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes And Balmbras was a lovely pub. Had my first cocktail in there

@emsicles @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes I have run the Blaydon Race, before my knees went . It's a lovely route through the city

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes Well they cut it in 3 halves and I can't do the maths on that so I suspect there's not much left

@emsicles @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes One of my buddies lived in Washington for a while. I did go to the Penshaw Monument, but didn’t see the worm.

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes I think everyone has but don't tell him or he has no material 🤫🤣🤣

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes Yes @Chrishood57 my autocorrect cares nothing for them Mackems. It really upsets me to even think of them let alone type anything about them from my Middlesbrough Prison, especially as I'm (shoosh don't tell Steve) actually from Newcastle 🤫🫢

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @Proper_Memes I am currently actually in that there Sunderland to watch Blood Brothers so that once works but it's not a Geordie song really....

@ButterBallz22 @emsicles @Proper_Memes Here’s another classic tale of yore … youtu.be/DCieG4zQlWY?si…

@ButterBallz22 @Chrishood57 @Proper_Memes I think there's been enough mentions of my mass recently. I think I would rather be the new ,if somewhat disappointing motorway services 🤣

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1 Cushy Butterfield better be in there

@emsicles @ButterBallz22 @GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1 I’ll have to brush up on the lingo.

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1 Ladgeful is embarrassing so ladged is embarrassed.

@emsicles @ButterBallz22 @GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1 Ladged? 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1 Divn't worry man. It's easy dun. Not like you pure ladged yourself up or owt 😉❤️

@emsicles @ButterBallz22 @GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1

@Chrishood57 @ButterBallz22 @GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1 It's Jarra y'kna

@ButterBallz22 @GrahamMcKechnie @BBCSportNhants @LennieNewman1 No, I was tort geordie lark when I was a bairn in t’army. Mates from Jarrow, South Shields and Morpeth.

Happy St Patrick's everyone 🇮🇪 ☘️ youtu.be/w2zSSLiU_jE?si…

@ButterBallz22 @Chrishood57 @mrstevenallen I mean she was from Belgium so the Irish thing must've been from a Grandparent or however you get an Irish passport these days. But she liked cats and hated rats and also refused to be married off at the age of ten so I reckon she's better than some bloke with the snakes 🤣

You wanna know how my Friday 13th is going? It's really windy and it's recycling day. Our street looks like Birmingham out there.

@mrstevenallen The anti-hero

And here it is on Spotify. At this point I'm basically Taylor Swift, right?

Ha! Guess who's on Amazon Music now. As like an actual musician and stuff. I'm presuming this means I'll be at the Brits next year.