James Morgan
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@Coastal_Prose “And then Anthony said “ain’t nobody got time for that” and turnt up.” -his defense, probably.
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“See you got me fucked up.”
“Don’t play with me.”
T_p_tio 🎈@Txp_RBI_Xctuxl
I'm seeing the most interesting legal theories from the Anthony supporters. Legal theories like "standing on business" and "see, what had happened was". Real Perry Mason shit.
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@LibertarianG0th If I have to listen to someone read this while giving me directions, I’m just running us into a light pole, or whatever crowd lives on this street.
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One of these things is not like the other…
Retard Finder@IfindRetards
Found retarded street signs in NYC
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@NotABotBlonde I have 97.5 hours to go at work (3 hours regular time, 15 minutes home time)
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@Isa_11_AC I have the same clippers my dad used on me since I was 6 years old. 35 years still running strong! 💪🏻
No guard all the way around. Easy and breezy for a summer day!!!
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My youngest won’t let anyone cut his hair but me
First I am not good at it at all
And second, he also will not stay still.
Anyway… he’s cute so he rocks whatever haircut I give him anyway 😋
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@NotABotBlonde One of my biggest regrets is not taking my case to trial and defending myself like I did that fateful day.
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I know it’s 2026, and you can call me a bigot all you want, but I am absolutely arachnophobic.
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@NotABotBlonde This is why you don’t fuck in the ocean. Ol’ land seal face having ass.
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dejontay wings sounds like a wing flavor of Dijon mustard and Hennessy.
WBRZ News@WBRZ
According to a Baton Rouge Police warrant, Dejontay Wings, who used to work at Take 5 Oil Change in Baton Rouge, has been arrested after allegedly breaking into the Airline Highway business and stealing $200 from the safe. wbrz.com/news/brpd-arre…
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Sick, languishing, staying in my own lane, oddly medicated, can’t hear out of my left ear.
Jason@shalomninja
Bored, flourishing, staying in my lane, heavily medicated, not a care in the world. Oh, I haz root beer float and you dont.
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@Isa_11_AC The simple life. I wanna spend my afternoons painting!
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