john

@b4theymakemerun Lovely.

@evilmolester67 you only really need to listen to his 80s albums tbh

i wanna get super into prince but bae 40 albums is too damn much im sorry haha... hes a cutie tho

@cuntycatwoman Hai

Hey, you've reached the FABULOUS home of Grace and Trip. Leave a message!

“We’re so alike” No bro im mirroring you

im turning into fetty wap

No. I do not "flick my bean". I jack off my huge cock. Have a nice day.

i need him

@cuntycatwoman HOW..

@evilmolester67 J*HN L*NN0N IS EVIL AND UGLY

OK FONE ILL LISTEN TO THE BEATLES U HAVE WORN ME DOWN😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@cuntycatwoman NOOOO WHY NOT!

@evilmolester67 NO NO DON'T DO IT DON'T DO IT

why couldnt i have been bestowed the arcane knowledge to making amazing art

how sweaty were jims dick, balls and ass in this picture...

- Franz Kafka, The Diaries of Franz Kafka

@cuntycatwoman HUHHH

hawk tuah girl is actually really nice and gave me some of her midol and helped with dishes ❤️

I show up at work with period cramps and they're like hey all the wings are frozen you need to refill the pizza sauce and thr pizza cheese there's no pre topped pizzas in the fridge (there's supposed to be 10+ per type of pizza) andwe don't have any breadtsicks have fun!!

Fuck im becoming one of those people who only talk about mundane work drama

I've been having a lot of "oh that thing in my peripheral vision looks like the silhouette of a human" today

"You're so adorable" how about you get degloved

@cuntycatwoman Boy if u. Dont rub alcohol on that. Thjng

Just took my clothes off from work WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

@cuntycatwoman Wat is ut

Realizing that as a zookeeper im gonna have to see a lot of the thing im scared of

Michaek jackson is so stinking cute

Wtf idegaf about hte betatles and this crushed me