Batlord United

Respect Jimmy fucking Lloyd more.

Just continuing to pander to the dipshits.

As a comedian you absolutely know the audience you’re curating as it grows, so that man is just pissed his shows are even more full of evil dumb republicans now and he is facing those same evil white laughs that sent his ass to Africa 20 years ago

@kat_maryb You know what’s sad? You’re all acting like the boomers who told you all that you were worthless slackers. Each generation has their thing. GenX was a latchkey gen, left to defend yourself, cook, clean, etc because your parents were to self involved to give a fuck about you.

band called stroking victim that only covers the strokes and choking victim

America is in it's final hour of Monopoly & there's a hotel on every space. Every year, the working class passes GO & collects their $200 which gives just enough hope that the game is still being played.. But the game ended years ago.

Low gravity circle pit. I fucking love professional wrestling. #WCSupershow

Lee and Blake hit the Meltzer driver better than the Bucks have in the past 3-5 years. #WCSupershow

If you die in TurboTax you die in real life

This is the match I’m most excited for this week. That includes Saturday and Sunday too.

C’mon guys, he’s CLEARLY portrayed as a doctor here! You know doctors, who people pray to and perform miracles! Okay one of those is true but not THIS kind of miracle.

@conservmillen If the President of the United States cannot identify that as a depiction of Jesus, perhaps he is mentally unfit for office

Just kidding. We ain’t dead yet!

@KnightsTempOrg @SirJeremyLondon If only someone could have warned you he would do shit like this. If only.

🚨BREAKING The Knights Templar Order and its ruling Council demand that this offensive and blasphemous image be removed forthwith ! We supported President Trump in 2016 and 2024 (NY Times attributed our support in 2016 to be part of his victory) However we are deeply offended by this and have no other choice but to condemn it wholeheartedly and ask for a public apology to the Christian brethren who have been deeply upset by this depiction. We respectfully remend President Trump of the Bible Scripture found in Galatians 6:7 "God will not be mocked"

"i can't believe they burned down a factory" dude, they want $26 for netflix & you have to work for an hour to buy 1 bag of chips i'm amazed more buildings aren't burning at this point

The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.

I learned this years ago and think about it every single day. It still pisses me off just as much as it did then.

NHB Forever

@Tony_Deppen I would travel for that, actually. To like Jersey, but still. Bring the wet floor sign.

He doesn’t want the smoke

This pretty much IS my wife. 🤷‍♂️