@felicitykoncept @oluwatobiexe Twitter user felicitykoncept I use God and beg you. 1,000,000 naira is not a joke pls
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@Agulee_ @moyoscooooo Though this is silly question and I'm still gonna answer it.
Yes it would, because the citizens are just as bad.
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@moyoscooooo This is foolish statement. If you remove the politicians do you still think Nigeria will be what it is today?
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I know it sounds weird, but if you remove the creepy idiots, India is not as horrible as Nigeria. They have good roads, 24-hour electricity, cheap food, and a great healthcare system. I lived in Delhi for 3 years and it didn’t suck. I heard some parts are not as developed as Delhi though but nobody is kidnapping you in India and no one will barge into your house to rob you.
Damilola ÌRÀWÒ ✨@dharmmy_
“Spend my evening with me as a Nigerian girl surviving in India” 😞😞😞 Eyin ma tun japaa yato oo
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Adulting enough?? 🥺
Oloye.@Ol0ye
You're not an adult until you get your own place and fend for yourself.
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@DavidHundeyin I don’t know about romantic partners but I’ve definitely experienced actual love from my family and parents.
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They never do.
I've said for years that almost nobody in Nigeria has experienced actual love before, whether male or female. Not from their romantic partners, not from their family, not even from their parents. It's all an unhealthy soup of unprocessed emotions, theatre performance and the worst kind of unbridled capitalism.
Nigerian relationships are characterised by a lot of things. Things like Desire. Lust. Dependency. Codependency. Convenience. Need. Force.
Love is unfortunately not one of them.
Black 🖤🇵🇹@feemnist
The girl no really likes you from the beginning
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@HBSSTunde @hustlz_ng This is rubbish btw.
Do your job well and don’t do it at all
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@hustlz_ng One offered me 50 for wedding photography full day I didn’t decline
On wedding dey I went without flash and light
Hall is dark Went full iso job became noisy
Wo I delivered like that
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Bride: How much for wedding photos?
Photographer: ₦350,000. Full day coverage.
Bride: ₦350,000?! For pictures?!
Photographer: Yes ma.
Bride: My friend's photographer charged ₦20,000.
Photographer: Then use your friend's photographer.
Bride: He's booked.
Photographer: I wonder why.
Bride: Reduce na. I'll tag you on Instagram.
Photographer: Instagram tag no dey pay rent.
Bride: ₦150,000. Final.
Photographer: Leave it.
Bride: You're not serious!
Photographer: I'm so serious that I said no.
3 weeks later ↓
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@ysuckme x.com/fallback_king/…
My first tweet on twitter.
T@fallback_king
- being underestimated is a powerful position to be in
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A lot of socializing involves performative interest and my issue is I simply do not give a shit
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@basket_mouth So I'm guessing Flash is part of the reason "World people" is not on streaming platforms anymore
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@stxnna01 @nifemiszn You no see say she get the characteristics of owo ni koko?😆
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@Ayam_nbj @Emmanuel_Tips During pregnancy, the child sometimes resemble the person close to the woman at that period.. My uncle first child resemble his neighbor at first but later switch to his face
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After DNA TESTS you will know your child is not yours.
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@kodakszzn Lord Knows
Marvin's Room
Tuscan Leather
Champagne Poetry
Hours in Silence
Pain 1993
Shoe fits
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“You are not allowed to say God’s plan or toosie slide”
You just know he doesn’t listen to Drake
FELIX 🇦🇷 🇪🇸@festus23619
His best song ever?? You're not allowed to say "God's Plan" or "Toosie Slide"
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@LaceVine @Ori_yommie1 @iamhorlarboy08 Hate when people do this.
Making it sound like the reason he plays often is cause he’s jobless or sumn which is probably not the case.
You’re just not a real gamer that’s it.
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@Ori_yommie1 @iamhorlarboy08 Too busy for that. I guess you have enough time.
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If you didn’t play video games as a kid you can never enjoy peak gaming experience again. After 2 weeks that console will turn to home decor.
BlackPanther👖 𓃵@TheHR263
I grew up watching other kids play video games because my parents couldn’t afford one for me
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@nightprogram_ @HardTruthTukooL “Ease all her stress from day one” “urge to provide”
Are you sure all is well at home?
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Let’s establish one thing first, protection and care mean to a woman what sex and respect mean to a man. My brothers can’t even approach a lady without intending to ease all her stress from day one. Walking up to a lady you claim to genuinely love and not instantly feeling the urge to provide or being too ashamed to express your undying love for her publicly and privately, is a sign that there’s something seriously wrong with your masculinity. There are many ways to know if a woman genuinely loves you and withholding care until she proves herself to you first is wrong indoctrination. Keep in mind that you can’t properly protect and care for a woman without money which is the uncomfortable truth many men have failed to come to terms with.
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If e reach your turn, use hunger and famine to buy love.😎
Hard Truths HQ @HardTruthTukooL
The gesture is seen as using money to buy love, in the end everybody have their own perspective on this love and relationship thing, i won’t blame the youngman but i will not encourage my younger brother to tow this path anyways! What matters is how you feel about this shit in your closet when nobody is watching or cheering. Good morning guys!
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@ErnestoTre10780 @Hesthatkid1 @HIMqrk This is such a vile thing to say given the fact your mother is also a woman.
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