Ed “Whippet” Williams

Love the sack rippin out of pikes lately, phi phi u slags #alabamafraternityconsulting #releasethekylehallfiles

Slept thru my tee time #chud heard clav hits the gym so decided to try it out

Could I get more? #jew

Sorry babe, I love the cart more! #whore

@grandfader_ As a pike same

@feedmetank I’m a sigma chi and want to kill myself over this faggotry

I’m going to suicidemaxx

This is so old school #DaBears

Recession indicator #bapple #fuck

I’m door dashing later #chud

Happy wine Wednesday #expand

Dear God. #arkansaspike #bv #holyshit

Did awful on the course today and left the whole roster on opened by accident, Taco Bell, red 40, and pen device.

Ed is really missing the whomps tonight. #fuck

@PGATOUR @RBC_Heritage ABSOLUTE GOLF SHOT BY MATT FITZPATRICK

Found a ball in the duckheads and it was just a fuckin noodle #shrink me

Front rim just need a little more power on her

@SilvioBagman Get some tighter pants

My buddy is going quadruple threat tn, any notes?

Called to the bullpen for the shower and ended up running out of arms #fuck

Ed got a little hot on the links this evening

@southernmuffin Need to be kicked off

Ark Pike went from being absolute pricks to soft phaggots. Let it be studied. #pike #pm #bv