Abe

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Abe

@ferretbite

i take photos of green stuff that appears at night and make people happy for a living.

Mexico شامل ہوئے Ekim 2008

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Abe@ferretbite·15 Eki

My daughter in a few years

Simpsonito@SoySimpsonito

¡Smithers, traiga a esa niña, voy a hacerla vicepresidenta ejecutiva!

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Abe@ferretbite·19 Eyl

@cctvidiots No. She deserves more.

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Pepe Meme@pepe_fgm·19 Eyl

Did she deserve it?

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Abe@ferretbite·30 Tem

This is exactly what Coco was about.

Johnny Appleseed@JohnnyApplesdad

@marvxander @john_x @historyinmemes No. What they are saying is. A regular person. After 3 generations they are forgotten. As. You. Your dad. Your grandfather. The next kid will not know the grand father and will be forgotten. So go have fun. No one’s gonna know in 3 generations. Kk bye eeeeeeeew

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Abe ری ٹویٹ کیا

CrisNo@cris_n0·26 Tem

We were filming a documentary in the Mayan jungle caves when suddenly BOOM 💥, a dynamite explosion for @lopezobrador_ Maya Train. They’re extracting construction materials from the 2nd most important rainforest in the continent (just like Calica) & building a train over the largest underground rivers system in the world. Help us stop this Ecocide. #ClimateAction #ClimateActionNow

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Abe@ferretbite·24 Tem

@AMSAug68 @TheAthletic Yes. Its very much a thing.

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AMS@AMSAug68·21 Tem

@TheAthletic Would you run an article of this nature on the men’s World Cup?

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The Athletic@TheAthletic·20 Tem

Women’s World Cup home kits rated: France? Wrong blue! Nigeria? My eyes! USA? Room-splitter!

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Abe@ferretbite·17 Tem

@clownworld Motherfuckers eat hot dogs competitively but this is outlandish?

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Abe@ferretbite·3 Tem

Yes I teared up.

𝕋𝔼𝔾𝔸™ 🌍@Tegadeyforyou

Jackie Chan and his daughter crying while watching some of his old movie scenes is the most wholesome thing you’ll watch today. Thanks for our childhood legend ❤️

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Abe@ferretbite·2 Tem

@elonmusk Or you could just. You know, leave it as it was. Cause DAMN.

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·1 Tem

Rate limits increasing soon to 8000 for verified, 800 for unverified & 400 for new unverified

Elon Musk@elonmusk

To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits: - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/day

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Abe@ferretbite·1 Tem

WHAT

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Abe@ferretbite·1 Tem

@elonmusk Did you get high before deciding this or something?

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Elon Musk@elonmusk·1 Tem

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Abe@ferretbite·1 Tem

@AmberLily Why though

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Amber Lily@AmberLily·30 Haz

Because I used the term "e-girl" in my last tweet, I got a warning, lololol. This place! 😂

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Abe@ferretbite·25 Haz

@Sakulayo_love @NoContextHumans You know you don’t HAVE to tweet every time you see stuff, right?

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Abe@ferretbite·18 Haz

Not this bitch telling me how to latin America.

Juan Aguilar@JuanAgu21791447

Y’all, Tater’s voice actor responded to the show’s criticism #primos #DisneyChannel

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Abe@ferretbite·18 Haz

@JuanAgu21791447 Just keep digging.

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Juan Aguilar@JuanAgu21791447·14 Haz

Y’all, Tater’s voice actor responded to the show’s criticism#primos #DisneyChannel

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Abe@ferretbite·14 Haz

I love everything about this.

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Abe@ferretbite·9 Haz

@Todd_Spence They both are.

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Abe@ferretbite·5 Haz

@imchaseaustin You look nervous as shit and she looks like me when my niece tells me about the superpowers she got from watching the Mario Bros movie and I pretend to be amazed.

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