Fleed Schmalbin

@danabeers 99 is your body fat %

So back. So fucking back

@Canes Aho always

A little token of our appreciation ❤️ Reply with your favorite #Canes player, and we’ll select a few Caniacs at random to win a signed puck from your fav!

EIGHT. STRAIGHT. YEARS.

@Blutman27 Just and insane turnaround

Took down the now former Champion Mintzy

@FSUBrando @BarstoolYak @kbnoswag @nickturani @TJHitchings Ngl, kinda looks like @Jerrythekid21

@Blutman27 @ConnorMook_ That guy used to sell me an ounce of Lucky Charms for $80

Mook has no business looking this European

@heatdaddy69420 If drinking and driving and wrecking is a crime, lock me up

How many times is Tiger Woods gonna be high on bad dust and flip a Lincoln Navigator over into the woods going 92 mph and just walk away untouched ? This dude is built so differently it’s insane

@Philly_Mays Tiger Woods challenge?

I’m about to do a social experiment

Sorry @BuffaloSabres, the @Canes are a wagon

@BarstoolBigCat So is the Duke Assistant coach that is going to get a black eye after they lose to Sienna

I’m terrified

Irish Zionism

@BFW @nickysmokess What about 678?

@nickysmokess It’s 404. I will not give the reasons.

Having a debate at the bar about what the best area code is. I’ll start: 954

@Blutman27 Canes can’t even win a hypothetical ECF… 🤦‍♂️

I ran the simulation 3,500 times and the most common NHL projections per the Blut Model… WCF Avalanche > Golden Knights ECF Canadiens > Canes Stanley Cup: Avalanche

@Blutman27 I’m impressed with the speed of this and your platinum playthrough

What do you do in Emerald after catching all the legendaries? Do I have to just try and catch all the Mon’s now?

Just got goosebumps… I love this game so much

Had some fantastic moments in February 👏

WHAT A BEAUTY FROM TAYLOR HALL 😮‍💨

The #Canes take advantage of a loose puck in the neutral zone. Taylor Hall's return pass was dangerously close to doing too much, but it worked out perfectly.

@mostlysports Like this for only one pizza for the boys

Like this for puck

OLYMPIC MEDALIST SEBASTIAN AHO 🥉

Sebastian Aho gives Finland the lead in the bronze medal match.