forecaster

spent 13 years of my life playing video games just to be mediocre at them at best

Mom is trying to use the microphone on the roku to search for something and dad keeps yelling “GAY PORN” before she can say anything

Shit was ridiculous but I’ll take it over this neo-nazi era we’re in rn

america in the iran war

if you don’t get that birthday text it’s #OVER #FORGOOD

@Wizelycook he just don’t wanna hang out with this

Learned helplessness

remember the large boulder the size of a small boulder? and those 30-50 feral hogs? good times. now every news article is “This Guy That Views Hitler As His Role Model Is Gaining Popularity With Voters”. and we are just supposed to, like, clock in at work and small talk with nick

Dudes will ask where the bitches at but never look within

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

Hey did you know that your microwave gives you cancer and your ac gives you cancer and your car gives gou cancer and the airfryer gives you cancer and your phone gives you cancer and your oven gives you cancer and your frying pan hives you cancer and your food gives you cancwr

i used to fear mamdani was too young to oversee a city like new york and now i realize our politicians should ... have energy? and stamina?

Love Island is like if Mr. Beast made porn

@peepgawd1 @TMZ What the fuck?

@TMZ holy shit i picked the right season to start watching

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: "Love Island USA" Executive Producer dies in Fiji during season 8 production. What we know: tmz.me/4vc8Ayd

Dawg this shit had me dying in laughter mid game bro 😭😭😭😭

Ethan Klein killed Oliver Tree