Chris Hemingway

Spare VIP ticket for @thecribs in #halifax at @ThePieceHall tomorrow night. Cheaper than face value. DM for deets

Nirvana into ‘Stripes. 😘 @shaunwkeaveny

Arranging things "randomly" is almost impossible

Is there any chance @paulsmithmusic is on cameo dot com ? I have a very important message I'd love him to send to a special person who needs a goodwill message.

Never have I said anything more heartfelt...fuck off 2020. Turn the light off, close the door and never come back

@RhiannaDhillon @claraamfo @wittertainment 🙌🏻

@foundry84 @claraamfo @wittertainment Thank you! Really appreciate that!

Really behind here, but, loved @claraamfo @RhiannaDhillon as the substitutes on @wittertainment

This is why I follow this moron...brilliant

@Mail_Gun Thanks - it's ticket 1305452

@foundry84 We appreciate your patience and I sincerely apologize for the delay in our response time. If possible please provide us with a support ticket number regarding this issue so that we may better assist you and take a look at your ticket immediately.

@Mail_Gun What's the standard response time to a support ticket when on the Foundation plan? We've been waiting since Tuesday and it's do with emails not sending...so pretty important

@LFC I think we (lifelong LFC fan) could of paid 100% of non-match day staff without the need for UK gov assistance. This is definitely not in the spirit of the furlough policies. Very disappointing! They are walking alone today...

#LFC is continuing to deal with a range of challenges caused by the impact of the COVID-19 pandemic and would like to update supporters on the progress that has been made to date. cards.twitter.com/cards/bnqrd/9b…

If you don’t stay inside I’ll come and fucking sanitise you from tongue to toosh with a hoseful of bleach, you outdoorsy twats.

I’ve now seen tweets and Facebook posts about branches of Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Aldi, and Morrisons being ‘fully stocked’ today. So genuinely, you now have enough toilet roll and baked beans to last you until you’re down to your last roll or tin Chill the fuck out, and stay home!

@LITTLEAgencyLDS @JustEatUK The chips from the Chinese will still arrive soggy though!

So @JustEatUK are out here living in the year 2350 🤯

A walk in the countryside this weekend anyone?! youtu.be/zcsLWqO0RL0 Lovely spot from @nationaltrust

@LeedsCC_Help Guessing this should not be 404ing? leeds.gov.uk/climateconvers…

Boris Johnson prays to God that this video never makes it into the public domain. Because in his own words it shows what he REALLY thinks of our NHS. If voters saw this it would leave them in zero doubt. Of course BBC will never show voters it.

@ASOS HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY (to you too) #ASOSBlackFriday

We own TheBrexitParty.com. Farage and co have sent us a long legal letter demanding we give it to him. Well, he can have the website... for a million quid, all proceeds to the Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants (price goes up £50k a day)

@photoshop Square ✔️ Square ✔️ Square ✔️ Rounded Corner Square ❌ Why are you doing this to me?