Mike Fox

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean? Tigers don’t even like water. If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends. You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

@spiritualshift_ Get in the bin.

The more I learn about Nicepool’s character, the more evident it becomes that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were mocking Justin Baldoni in the Deadpool & Wolverine movie. Here are all the scenes where Nicepool is imitating Justin Baldoni 🧵 (1) In this scene, Nicepool, portrayed by Ryan Reynolds, sports a hippie-style man-bun and long hair, similar to Justin Baldoni’s signature look. Nicepool compliments Blake’s character, Ladypool, saying, “Oh my goodness, wait til you’ve seen Ladypool. She’s gorgeous. She just had a baby too, and I can’t even tell.” Deadpool interjects, “I don’t think you’re supposed to say that,” to which Nicepool calmly responds, “That’s okay. I identify as a feminist.” This parallels Justin Baldoni’s public persona as an activist and feminist. Blake’s complaint also alleges that Justin fat-shamed her after she gave birth, called her “sexy,” and made inappropriate remarks about her body.

@KurtBenkert Yup, I’m a victim. Also was up against Falcons D 😅

Playing against Jonathan Taylor in the fantasy playoffs. GG’s.

I swear to God on my own life this just happened. I just went out to eat at a diner in Florida and there are two couples in their 60s sitting at the table across from me. Two married couples. One of the women said to her husband and the other couple, “have you seen the memes about the Dogs and cats” and then played the video and they all started laughing. I just shouted from across the other table “this is why we need to vote for Trump! The migrants are eating the cats and Dogs”, and then the couple gave me a thumbs up and said they can’t stand @KamalaHarris. There are four other occupied tables in the restaurant and they started laughing and gave me a thumbs up too. The 2 married couples are probably in their 60s. This is why the media is losing their mind right now and attacking me and Donald Trump. How many other Americans are having conversations about illegal aliens imported by Kamala Harris eating cats and dogs while they are having Sunday brunch? A LOT! Immigration is front and center! #Trump2024

@nocontextfm1 🤌🏻🤌🏻

New Football Manager 2025 feature?

@ScottHanson 🥲

See you in 24 hours. #NFLRedZone

Me leaving the barbers on Tuesday when oasis reform

I know it’s not a time for joking … but look at this

@PolitlcsUK @GuidoFawkes

🚨 NEW: Parliament’s staff have been told to stop asking Nigel Farage for selfies [@GuidoFawkes]

@Hamill2086John Get in the bin

“Socialist” Sir Keir Starmer steps aboard his big Private Jet. No difference from Sunak.

Emma Raducanu - karma comes round.

@theoldzealand You maniac

I think we should lock England and France in a stadium and only let them out once they score a goal

Coldplay are bland, insipid, middle-class musicians who make bland, simplistic, piss-weak, anodyne music designed to placate bland, easily-pleased sheep in bland, piss-poor, insipid, identikit arenas. They’re a supermarket, a chain store, a family car. They’re fucking muesli.

The Secret Barrister is such an almighty cunt and my blood pressure has risen so much reading that thread that I am taking another break from twitter, effective immediately

@TelegraphRoyals @AllisonPearson Get in the bin.

What more destabilising, more despicable, more self-entitled a disgrace of a football club could there be? Cheating, lying, bullying. That is all they stand for. I could not hold them in baser contempt.

@nocodedevs Yes, unfortunately

You might be old, but are you this old?

@KateSwi20927647 @vincenzolandino Get in the bin you plant pot

@BafGomis @nocontextfooty

@nocontextfooty An exemplary teammate, first come last left from training. He gives everything for his country and for his club actually he’s one of the best central back in the world and I know a few things from my experience. He is far from being bad person!!!