Futterland Studios

MAJOR NEWS: Bootleg Futterman reports feeling “unsafe” and “violated” at the workplace. We would like to kindly remind all employees to SHUT UP AND DO YOUR JOB.

@tricksterfair Maybe you should take responsibility for your WEAK bladder

@futter_studios tell miss Mother Goose to stop scaring me and maybe ill stop pissing in the water 🤔🤔🤔

EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT: STOP PISSING. IN. THE. ROOT. CANAL. WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE TO PROPERLY DISPOSE OF SUCH FILTHY WATER.

@W3Bk4tTers You will be BANNED from the park if you keep this up my good sir.

@futter_studios My bad, i will keep doing it

@theidolboy he. is. happy.

@futter_studios really? he looks a little... terrified, in pain and helpless

PLEASE IGNORE BOOTLEG FUTTERMAN WHEN YOU VIST THE FUN PARK. HE IS HAPPY WHERE HE IS.

BREAKING NEWS: Mother Gooseberry reportedly found DESTROYING Toy Factory merchandise. When asked why she stated “It’s disgusting what they’re doing to my daddy.” More information on her DASTARDLY claims soon

My supervisors have advised me to not answer this question - 🐝

@poisonedmed If you’d like to!!! All this weekend we have a discount for 75% for families of four!!

@futter_studios can i still go…

BREAKING NEWS FROM FUTTERLAND FUN PARK: FAMILY OF FOUR SUPPOSEDLY FOUND DECOMPOSED IN THE WATER TREATMENT FACILITY FOR THE THEME PARK. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS ENTIRELY THE FAMILIES FAULT. FUTTERLAND STUDIOS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.

Not the Doctor but Beth here! I’m actually a small amount afraid of that man… he’s a bit of a control freak from what I’ve heard and seen -🐝 (Beth)

Hello everyone, my name is Elizabeth (most people just call me Beth) and I mostly run this account! I run as the junior manager of the toy factory, and my best friend works the factory lines.

FUTTERLAND STUDIOS UPDATE: The Mother Gooseberry Hour is officially CANCELLED. Insiders report it’s because Ms. Futterman has refused to say “Go Birds.” more updates soon.