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Artemis II is genuinely so inspiring to watch and I don’t think I’ve been this optimistic about space exploration in awhile. It’s insane to me that I can look up in the sky and know that someone is up there right next to our celestial neighbor. ❤️

Reid Wiseman told his two teenage daughters where to find his will before he got on this rocket. He’s raised them alone since their mom died of cancer six years ago. Right now, he is 252,757 miles from home, farther from Earth than any human being has ever been. Wiseman grew up outside Baltimore. Got rejected from the Naval Academy, went to Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute instead, studied computer engineering. Became a Navy fighter pilot, flew F-14 Tomcats (the jet from Top Gun) on combat missions over Iraq and Afghanistan. Two Middle East deployments by his mid-twenties. He saw a Space Shuttle launch in person in 2001 and couldn’t let go of it. Applied to NASA while at sea on the aircraft carrier USS Dwight D. Eisenhower. They picked him. Nine people out of 3,500 applicants. His astronaut class, nicknamed “The Chumps,” included Jeremy Hansen, the Canadian who’s floating next to him right now. Wiseman’s first trip to space was 165 days on the Space Station in 2014. Two spacewalks. Thirteen hours outside the hull in nothing but a suit. He climbed all the way up to Chief of the Astronaut Office, the person who decides which astronauts fly and which ones sit. Then he gave it up in 2022 to put himself back on the flight list. His wife Carroll was a nurse in a newborn intensive care unit. She got cancer. Fought it five years. Died in May 2020 at 46. His mother died from Alzheimer’s just weeks before that. Wiseman raised both daughters by himself after that. NASA’s own bio says he considers being a single parent his hardest challenge and the best part of his life. Even while she was dying, Carroll told Reid not to step back from his career. She made him keep going. His brother is a Navy SEAL. His father is 83 and battling cancer too. The old man told reporters he wanted to stay alive long enough to see his son launch. Before liftoff, Wiseman’s daughters snuck homemade cookies into his flight bag. He posted a photo with them in front of the rocket and wrote “I’m boarding that rocket a very proud father.” The previous distance record from Earth belonged to the Apollo 13 crew. 248,655 miles, set in April 1970, and it was an accident. An oxygen tank blew up and the emergency route home happened to swing them farther out than anyone before. Wiseman broke that record by 4,100 miles, and his distance is on purpose. Today he flies within 4,600 miles of the Moon, photographs stretches of the far side that were too dark or at the wrong angle for any of the 24 Apollo astronauts to see, and watches a solar eclipse that nobody on Earth can see, only the four people inside that capsule. Then he turns around and spends four days flying home to his girls.

Four billion years in the sky and we're only seeing it now. Man I hope this reignites public interest in space exploration, there's so much to see and we can't even fathom it

That one friend who's never going to hop on the thing you're trying to put them on: "I've heard great things about it, I'll have to check it out soon!"

this director is completely SHOCKED when scene becomes well lit, this is because in director culture it is forbidden to light scenes to look viewable and pleasing to an audience

@zenfakee You should rename to Xen

i wanna rebrand im taking suggestions

@zenfake_ Can you send me the links to the bait tweets?

@zenfake_ Genuinely how did I only see this now

@zenfake_ Communication brochacho

@zenfakee Aww fuck Dexter is so cool 😎 (never watched it)

dexter fan larper 9000 #edit

@zenfakee Nuh uh… anyways can you make foundation 2 already 👍

people have to understand that continuing to work on peak isnt sustainable because they have to pay like two teams of people and the game only costs like 8$, the game has more than enough content as is and people shouldn't be complaining about it

@zenfakee Can we play it before ts goes defunct 😭

IM SORRY FOR DISSING ON YOU RECROOM 💔

@zenfakee Shhhh🤫

instead of downloading random torrents you find on twitter you can use stremio

@zenfakee @yurddlc2 Brotato you don’t know the spring like that 😭✌️

@yurddlc2 dude i was running away from the big trap and i just face planted straight into a randomly placed gate i couldn't see at all 😭

do bite by night devs have a dead ends fetish or something

@zenfakee Who’s the Chud in the photo?

Big things coming up!

@UndertaleSymph I’m so fucking excited for this

We are excited to announce new dates for the UNDERTALE: The Determination Symphony World Tour! 🎶  We felt your LOVE ❤️ and decided to expand the tour with more concerts. Most new shows go on sale March 31st at 10am local. 🎟️ Info & Tickets at undertalesymphony.com #Undertale #UndertaleSymphony

@zenfakee We all downloading this freedom app 🙏

SAY WALLAHI BRO SAY WALLAHI

@zenfakee You’re gonna be back in a few days buddy boy

i’m done with doors bruh, this foundation update is the last time you will see me touch this game with a trillion foot poll 💔

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