garflend || mitm francis sideplot 🐠

forgot to link my strawpage: garflends.straw.page (and my literallyme page: garflendsliterallyme.straw.page)

fun fact #7: malc is short for malculator #malctwt

fun fact #10: #malctwt

fun fact #15: after graduation, stevie became a successful rapper. his stage name is lil stevie. what the fuck is happening. #malctwt

fun fact #18: francis tried to kill jaime on a rollercoaster in france #malctwt

fun fact #21: hal took home the wrong baby in season 5 and that’s why jamie is hispanic #malctwt

fun fact #24: surprise motherfucker #malctwt

fun fact #30: dabney sold me weed on instagram #malctwt

say on god

herkabe peaked in kindergarten

lois’ favorite child canonically is reese and i think it’s so funny like awe that’s her mini me i guess ❤️

she even got facebook moms in a chokehold

malcolm trying to help reese cook: #malctwt

kicking and screaming 2: max and otis’ big adventure this is my big high money sequel idea to noah baumbach’s directorial debut… 55 year old max and otis go on a road trip or something and chet is also there i guess

i am dennis. dennis is me.

he has so much aura

@cola_bubble she's in a whole new world now....

MY 75 YEAR OLD GODMOTHER JUST SENT ME A REESE EDIT ON TIKTOK.?

Live action/Animation is one of my favorite genders