CA GemsOfBasant (Parody)

@thevirdas @b50 The only reason for you to be arrested is that you are not funny at all

If you’re looking to arrest comedians…do remember….

@AbhinandanSekhr @b50 Definitely. We need someone who licks the balls of Sanjay Raut 😂😂😂

Kunal Kamra is the storyteller, commentator, stand up artist we need. Many of the others are cute, but they're irrelevant as commentators. It's why he was and remains the funniest and best by far.

@EgoSlayerx @FearlessSnehu Hahahaha

@FearlessSnehu Aunty umar hogayi gayi mandir jao ab

He is the same stand-up comedian who is known for dark comedy. he makes jokes about people’s pain, disability, and even death in the name of comedy. But now that he has shed a few tears, the whole social media is overreacting.

@FearlessSnehu Waaah kya jawaab hai 😂😂😂

@gemsofbasant @AishwaryakiRai Tu bhi tere maa baap ke sath baithke unko rakhi sawant wala episode dikha

Trump got middle east trade halted Trump got Dubai bombed Trump dented UAE economy Trump went into a war and killed civilans 180 girls Are you blind Hasan? 🤡😂

@TheClubJunto @arabicatrader Perpetual rondu and bhaalu 😂

Mis-sold and Misled 1. Hidden MF commissions cut 25% of investor wealth; 41% cite mis-selling 2. FM and RBI warn banks on financial mis-selling; complaints rise 14% YoY 3. World Bank: Investor capital flows to “zombie” firms instead of productive firms damages GDP INSIGHTS: How Economies Die a. 2024-2026 Studies by World Bank, US Fed, and NBER: Financial distortions result in investor capital mis-allocation to “sub-optimal” firms. That is a key driver of long-term economic drag. b. When capital is diverted from high-productivity firms to “zombie” firms that excel at capturing “investor attention,” it slows down the pace of innovation and deprives the economy of potential gains in aggregate productivity by 30-70%. c. 15% increase in a nation’s trust level can increase GDP by 1%. Financial mis-selling erodes that trust capital. (Knack and Keefer, 2001) Mutual Fund Mis-selling in India a. SEBI Investor Survey (Jan 2026) covering 53,357 households and 1,313 MF intermediaries showed that 51% of those who don't invest in MFs do so due to a “lack of trust and transparency.” b. In the SEBI Survey, 41% of MF intermediaries themselves reported mis-selling of MF products as a top investor complaint. c. MF "Direct Plans" involve no middleman commissions, but MF "Regular Plans" purchased through MF distributors involve commissions. Only 28.4% of retail investors buy direct, while 71.6% buy from distributors. d. Why do retail investors choose “Regular Plans” over “Direct Plans”? Because the hidden impact of intermediary commissions is not disclosed to the customer. e. 1Finance report (Jan 2026): Hidden commissions in Regular MF Plans can drain 25% of investor wealth over a 10-year period (compounding loss). In 80% of equity MF schemes, the wealth gap in Regular Plans was at least 25% compared to direct plans. f. AMFI divides the MF market into two categories: Top 30 Cities (T30) and B30 (tier 2/3/4 towns and villages). B30 locations currently account for 19% of total MF industry AUM (₹15.5 lakh cr out of ₹82 lakh cr total). g. New MF growth in 2024-25 is heavily B30 (town and village) driven. While their legacy share is only 19%, new MF account opening share is over 50% from B30. h. From Apr 2024 to Mar 2025 (market peak), new SIP registrations were 56% from B30. So, small town and villages now lead in new SIP momentum. i. AMFI Master Circular (Jan 2026) says: “MF distributors must highlight risk factors of each scheme to investors and desist from making exaggerated claims.” Does your bank relationship manager discuss risks with you? j. 6 Cases of Mis-selling among Crores of Investors: In 2025, AMFI directed MFs to publish quarterly reports of mis-selling by MF distributors. Out of the top 20 AMCs, 4 reported total 6 cases of mis-selling (Jan-Mar 2025). Other 16 AMCs reported: “Nil”. Financial Mis-selling is in the DNA a. HDFC Bank Dubai persuaded NRI clients to break their FDs and invest in AT-1 bonds, which were eventually written down to zero. Investors lost ₹1,100 crores. Bank called it “technical issue” instead of “mis-selling.” b. On Feb 23, 2026, the Finance Minister came down heavily on banks for mis-selling financial products, and asked them to focus on their “core business” instead of becoming insurance salesmen. c. On Feb 11, 2026, the RBI issued stringent draft guidelines on financial mis-selling, saying banks will have to refund full amount + any loss arising from mis-selling of any financial products to customers. d. 1Finance Survey: 57% of bank relationship managers admitted their bosses pressured them to mis-sell unsuitable products to customers to meet targets. e. In FY2025, IRDAI (insurance regulator) reported 14% YoY increase in complaints related to mis-selling, misleading disclosures, and unsuitable products. ENDPIECE Beware of financial middlemen who will not hesitate from ruining your life's savings just for 1% commission. @arabicatrader

You book tickets for Toxic bruhhh 😂😂 Accha khaasa trailer hai but you can't digest Ranbir. Bas yahi hai.

Another day of KLHRM Another day of Conspiracy theory Sab chor hain Sab mile hue hain 😂😂😂

Sab straddle becho Uncle ki tarah or Sarangi bajao Man the attitude him and @ashumadan4 have. Always making fun of retail folks

Instead of helping and guiding people he is now mocking people everyday. Pehle pain khelo fir Ashu jee ka sarcasm Drishyam Drishyam 😂

Aapke sarcastic tweets hain na ...to fight inflation 😂🙏🏻

@Tara_Deshpande 😂😂😂

If you clean your mind with mouthwash we may be able to see the gentleman your mother hoped for 25 years ago. Why don’t you try digitox or intermittent silence?

Is @GabbbarSingh here? Naah BMW main hai! Making fun of Dubai folks. 😂

Dhurandhar is also a bollywood movie So was Uri, Article 370, Baramulla etc

Ek din Covid main oxygen ki line main laga hoga ye Ya fir bridge collapse karega iski BMW pe Ya fir doobega Sec 150 ke gaddhe main But doosro ki mazaak udaaana is fair game

@ndtv @Iyervval Vvgood

100 Stray Dogs "Poisoned To Death" In Telangana: Police ndtv.com/india-news/100…

Uncle's wet dreams are finally coming true. Took 2 years. 😂😂😂

@BTC_for_Freedom @abidsensibull Hmmm Abid is saying 9/11 was fake

Imagine seeing 9/11, the dot-com bubble, the 2008 financial crash, COVID, the Epstein files the Iran war and STILL trusting the government and mainstream media.

Take the mallu out of Kerela Can't take out the commie out of the mallu He needs more laadki behna schemes 😂😂😂