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@subaru_demon "class, today we're going to be looking at the Lord's prayer" 😭😭😭

But let's be fr what can I actually do with my religious studies degree??? Yes I graduated with a strong 2:1 but wetin I wan do with am really?😭

@greyischaos I knowwww😭😭

@goonerd_ Na 1 person.

Just remembered that in 2020/2021, I went to surprise my ex at their place in New Horizon 2. Walked in and met them having the wildest sex with someone else, Everywhere first blur. They saw me but I ran downstairs and entered my cab. The entire ride home, “Lift Me Up” was playing, I was weeping so intensely. I cried so much the uber driver had to ask if I was okay. Instead of going home, I detoured to Chevron, met a friend, ate almost 5 bowls ice cream, sat by the pool, and gisted for almost 4 hours in so much pain—my friend doesn’t know why I was crying till tomorrow. Anyways, wherever you are, Tare, may God continue to judge you accordingly. Amen.

From Benin to Ughelli , the driver of a 14-seater bus said he wasn't collecting transport fare, as today was his birthday. I respectfully wished him a Happy Birthday, got down, and Entered another Car oo😀

@greyischaos That's really crazy icl 😭😭 The way you said "widest" too😭😭

@tomiyourgee Belle?

Yup I think I need to see a doctor I really just hope it’s not what I think 😭

Side cum gutters

“probably nothing” LMAO😭 you know the guy was hurt lol

let's talk about PERFORMANCE

@ttpdblockbillie that chopped ho😭😭😭

@goonerd_ they r mine

I have a confession i’ve never watched any of the Wicked movies

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@Kiki_Mide Yeah. I heard RIOTUSA , Ice Spice's producer is on it

While the uncultured are stuck in the outro, I am flabbergasted by the intro. Who is that?? The sound engineer and the singer are too fucking skilled. Ayra cooked!!

Nigerians have bad maintenance and security culture. If they fix this today at mile 2, it won't be there in few months because iron-condemn people will carry it.

@greyischaos tens of thousands? 😭😭

It’s how I have tens of thousands of followers on my burner account, I’d better go premium there.

this french dude on grindr asks me “tu suces?” lol yes bitch i’m very successful

@greyischaos @chowdeck chowdeck.com/riders

@chowdeck hi, I have a side quest brewing in my mind. I’d like to work as a food delivery guy anytime this month for at least 2-3 hours. I’d like to know how to go about the enrollment etc. I need the experience for a material, I am currently working on. Thanks Chowdeck.

@lanvict 😭😭😭

DUDE😭😭😂😂

@greyischaos @OmarPrisca @goonerd_ Person name na really goonerd?😂