Zach

It’s awesome that I can piss and crap anywhere I want and not get in trouble bc I look like a dog

でっかいカエル 挨拶のクオリティ上がってきたな笑

Kanye ahead of the time once again

One of the most significant moments from the Trump Davos speech was when he said the quiet part out loud You cannot lower housing costs for young people without destroying millions in wealth for boomers "Every time you make it more affordable for somebody to own a house cheaply, you are actually hurting the value of those houses. I don't want to do anything to hurt the value of their house. If I wanted to crush the housing market, I could do that so fast that people could buy houses. But you would destroy people who already have houses." Our politicians are sacrificing people in their 20s and 30s for the prosperity of boomers Let that sink in

@Simply_Chrisx If there’s one thing I’m making the leaderboards for, it might be that

@gravitydenier This guy likes carrots over here

I’m in the top 1% of carrot eaters

I’m just saying… if we can convince Trump that Kei cars are cute and based, I think we can convince him to build the Trump Shinkansen.

@Simply_Chrisx This is the Law of the Door.

@gravitydenier This is what it feels like to read Joyce

Call my pants the laugh factory the way I bomb them each weekend

Spent a little too much time outside today and lets just say the ‘heat’ stroked it

Oh little Caesar’s is shit? It barely tastes like food? Then how did they become the official pizza sponsor of the nfl? I suppose that was just an accident

This is how it feels to write literally anything ever

In the gta6 car flipping between nettspend and 2hollis on the radio

Made small talk with my neighbor about how nice it is outside and she agreed then said this was exactly what the weather was like on 9/11

I’m genuinely such a good writer. When I die dig through my drive like I’m Kafka, something in here will be worth reading.

Doing the same shit i was doing 10 years ago but with glasses

“Damn, not this,” I say, once again, to the persistent question of what do I want to do with my life.