David O. Ehibor 🇦🇷

Hello everyone! 👋 I'm a full-stack typescript developer passionate about building innovative web apps from concept to deployment. I enjoy creating scalable, user-friendly solutions. Let's connect and explore tech with fewer bugs... if the bugs cooperate 😄 #FullStackDeveloper

@frontend__fairy Dont be fazed. keep doing you

@grayontop_ It’s now looking like it’s getting worse

I was crying for having 200views in 3hrs then I saw someone with 10views in 5hrs, na once I clean my tears

@kubedoll They didn't forget it. They just rebranded it as "founder mentality"

All these fables and mythoses and they forgot about hubris

@BukolaOfGod__ Always prepared

Monday is here again, most of us are never prepared?? Are you prepared for Monday?

@iamOluwatobiOni U never know wetin God do for you 😂

This is my last World Cup as a single man

@iamOluwatobiOni We move

World Cup starts officially with Argentina match, to be honest.

this is what u gotta do to claude from time to time so it works properly

@tekbog 😂😂 for real

@itohan_olat 😂 was expecting her next move

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel to spend the first night of their honeymoon. They popped a bottle of champagne and began getting ready for bed. When the groom removed his socks, his new wife stared at his feet in shock. “Eww! What happened to your feet? Your toes look all twisted and deformed!” “Oh, that,” he replied casually. “I had tolio when I was a child.” “You mean polio?” she asked. “No, tolio. It only affected my toes.” Though puzzled, the bride accepted the explanation. A few moments later, the groom took off his trousers. “Now what happened to your knees?” she asked. “They’re all lumpy!” “I had kneasles as a child,” he explained. “You mean measles?” “No, kneasles. It only affected my knees.” The bride raised an eyebrow but let it slide. Finally, the groom removed his underwear. The bride looked at him, paused for a second, and said: “Don’t tell me… let me guess…” “Smallcox?” 😄

@fidexcode Bro made enough to get a new one

How senior devs carry their laptop

@Quav_o 😂 X go whine u buh no panic

I've tweeted more times today than I did in the past two months

@Oluwabunminire Playing football, my team are done

@grayontop_ What position are you playing?

E be like say all my mutuals Dey sleep afternoon nap Make I go sleep See y’all later

@Oluwabunminire At the field

@Oluwabunminire U nor trust me 🤏🏿

@Imadove2 Rice ❌️ Ize ✅️ 😂

Edo people Eba❌ Airby✅

@webdesignerng Didn't bet a straight win Paraguay, Swiss and Brazil already made people lose their minds 😂

@grayontop_ With these funny scores they are playing at the WC 😭

What’s stopping you from coding like this?

@Aje_Dynamicz Them no wan send u 😂 Just keep building ur online presence, building more projects, talk about it and hope for grace Still get side hustle make life no go whine u

Job application: "Must have 3 years of experience." Me: "How do I get the experience?" Job application: "Get a job." Me: "That's literally why I'm here 😭" Sometimes it feels like you need to already have what you're chasing before you're allowed to chase it 💔 Omo ehn 😑

@Thebiglade Snoring if I was a woman, Unfortunately, I can't tolerate the 3 from a woman

Between mouth odour, body odour, and snoring. Which one can you tolerate for love??

@Thebiglade 32 for men 24 for women

What’s the best age to get married??

@Thebiglade I need a tank abeg The sun alone is too much 😂

Any man without 1m in his account is a fish