holly

“chaotic dumbass”

Is today the world’s birthday?

Space is bugs

“I would have been a much better wife than Anne Boleyn”

@laaaapendeja I read this as a new “hat” oop

Might go size up my plugs just to feel something. But I could also get a new tat? Too many choices

So it’s called a Vodka-Whiskey and basically you fill up half a glass with vodka and then fill up the rest with whiskey

They’re having organized fun somewhere in the neighborhood and they’re also doing organized cheering and it’s just too much

Happy birthday, Halloween!!

@laaaapendeja This happened to me a lot omg probably bc I was like the only one being picked up on my road 🙂

Veronika sent me a video of the school bus driving right past her this morning 🤣🤣 morning made

www. jesus .com

If you’re 12 you’re not valid

@alexcaprara9695 Amberdam Stinkin

@h_ylloh Baberaham’s thinkin’

Abraham Linking

Thinking back on it, I maybe accidentally swallowed AT LEAST 12 whole Polly pocket outfits

Fionn’s fartin on the beat

@laaaapendeja Did I fall asleep

@h_ylloh Is that a no 🫤

Someone wanna race me I'm so down rn

There’s a Bigfoot out there and he’s a son of a bitch

They should make a perfume that doesn’t make you nauseous if you smell if for longer than a few hours

Babe, what’s wrong you’ve hardly listened to your bootleg Shinedown CD

We have water at home hut I don’t want the water at home! I need a fresh Smartwater every time I go somewhere!