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Fan: Clavicular please go live. Clavicular: For what? To breathe together?

HR: Why should we hire you? Gen Z: Because unemployment and I need space. HR: Can you work under pressure? Gen Z: Depends… office pressure or peer pressure?

Doctor said, “Avoid stress and get plenty of rest,” and the Gen Z patient took it like a strict life contract, he stopped answering calls, ignored every text, and even set an auto reply saying “Currently resting to avoid stress as prescribed.” Days later, even close friends couldn’t reach him, so the doctor followed up worried, only to get a calm response: “I’m not ignoring anyone… I’m just following medical advice aggressively"

Check how classy it is..... My mentor

Never make deals that will hurt you later, deals need to be fully closed

Bro to bro Work on your finances never let anyone know how much you make

Njugush after his break up with Wavinya , be has opened his heart👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 listen

Njugush vile alitokwa bibi

Not everything silent is unseen. The sheep saw what made the dog bark. Food for thought

Njugush, wacha niexplain.,.

Njugush can start another family and he will still be respected,bibi ataitwa malaya

Twitch has permanently banned D4vd.

Watu watatu wanifollow nifollow back tulale sasa 🔥🔥

Wtf😭😭😂😂 Anyways..mnichangie

A patient at mama lucy hospital complaining about lost items Board member:

Teacher said, “Don’t copy others’ work,” so the Gen Z student nodded seriously and started rewriting every assignment in a completely different format, different structure, different wording, even different presentation style, while still arriving at the exact same correct answers. When the teacher questioned how everything was still so accurate, he calmly said, “I didn’t copy anyone… I just understood the concept and rebuilt it in my own system,” as if academic rules were about appearance, not meaning, and suddenly everyone started wondering if they had been teaching or just policing formatting all along.

@wizkidayo What have you made bro

T-pain made some incredible hooks 🦅