Arby’s

For those who know my true identity, I need you to keep it a secret. Can’t have this stuff getting tied to me. Still need a shidduch and want to keep my job…

My body feels amazing from the 110° sauna followed by the 40° ice plunge. However, I saw more penises than I would’ve liked in the locker room. 8/10

Going back. Will let you guys know how it went

@joshlincoln_ I use that too!

@havethemeeeeats Found this gem

I’d take a bath in Franks RedHot

@howlingberryy Same

@FrancesscaCray1 Bro when did you tweet this💀

Alamo from euphoria is so hot like his vibe is hot Yee haw cowboy

@enenner04 @ShamsCharania Truly. I’ll get on the operating table tonight!!

@ShamsCharania Take @havethemeeeeats he doesn’t need it

New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson has suffered a broken right pinky finger and there is no timetable on his return, sources tell ESPN.

@MrSaviorComplex 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

All these people saying they graduated and they cum loud but idk what one has to do with the other

@FrancesscaCray1 Better get some for the dance floor tn

I genuinely have no rhythm

@MrSaviorComplex Hate traditions

Fuck traditions I will never be eating there again my stomach is in SHAMBLES

Why am I up at the ass crack of dawn??

@FrancesscaCray1 Brooo why you exposing me rn

I’m getting secondhand embarrassment watching the fire truck pull up with sirens blazing because of @havethemeeeeats’s apartment

Batya or Tuchas??

@phillycheeeze34 Well said Mr. Markozink, couldn’t agree more

Been tuff to get anything done at work today when the only thing on my mind has been LANDRY SHAMET

Wait so when’s the analytical Game 5

I’ll happily carry Landry Shamet’s babies

@mrpeabodyluvr I can fix her

Golda Daphna hate club gather this one really bothered me instagram.com/reel/DYuO75ONs…

“Ohh you like that” I say to the whimpering bottle of garlic mayo as I spank it to get the last of it on my tacos

@susanpumpernick @Harleyzamuels Yearner and a yearner

Results came back today…. Tested positive for yearning