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You smoke at parties I get high to fold my laundry we are not the same

What Sabrina Carpenter sounds like to girls:

@phendetta In my experience white ppl b the ones lactose intolerant

Its so crazy nonwhite people really dont be drinking milk

girl with a foreign cigs at the party: wow everyone is so nice here

This is such a terrible era to be an adult.

mi tink mi gwaan tek mi grandma medication

nursing to white women is what being a cop is to white men

bitches hate when you okay with not being they friend😂😂😂

My goal was to add $10,000 to my savings account this year $15,000 to go!

dude😭😭😭

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earls happy hour on the patio is middle class white canadian millennial cringe but it's not when I do it

It’s endearing when someone is bad at smoking weed

instead of applying for jobs i'm liking tweets abt unemployment

My father in law just told me to get a job 😭

Stay up until 4 am Saturday Wake up 7 pm Sunday Commit suicide