✨abbs- enjoyer of things✨

Cannot believe my sister accidentally dressed as Dwayne the Rock Johnson for thanksgiving 💀

Who needs filters when you could just only take selfies when you’re ovulating

@xGabeREALx I think I’m still in the crewniverse too! ☺️

Just wanna be on a discord server where my online friends occasionally play like jackbox games and shitpost or something dumb but also where I can disappear for 6 months at a time and it’s totally cool. (But alas I do not have enough online friends for this dream to be reality)

I’m making mac & cheese and deviled eggs for thanksgiving. I apologize to everyone who doesn’t get any of my southern love 😋

@cooIboobs Lol. Lmao.

Drunk selfie bc I stripped the pink out of my hair today using baking soda and I’m also still stuck at work fixing my code lmao

If I start typing paragraphs that’s when I know I gotta stop talking to someone. Vulnerable era is over. Gonna be a forest dwelling himbo that chops wood and gardens when I have any feeling beyond true neutral.

I’m really trying with mastodon but it is giving me the same feeling of having complex board game rules explained to me

“When I get dead I wanna go to outer space.”- my 6 year old son.

It was never a phase (stares in the mirror deeply at my emerging crow’s feet that I hide with bright pink hair and eyeliner)

I’m probably lying about weaning myself offline. Probably actually going to try to make Tumblr happen again lol

Weird how weaning myself offline totally is actually working lol. Nice that it coincides with this website falling to shit lmao

@zealdrifter No lmao that’s def a fake screenshot

The angle of these pics makes them look like they aren’t hundreds of pounds lmao

The tornado weather turned the sky yellow and my dogs are a little bit concerned about it but oh so cute

i think it is simply beautiful when a man is able to look past my mental illness and love me for my boobs

mm/dd/yyyy is a cursed date format

Me when I see a stinky white boy

Nah this is pushing it