guy gardner

// "guy would be mean to a kid once the kid gets annoying" HE WAS A COACH FOR DISABLED KIDS !!!! HE WOULD LOVE THEM EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DIFFICULT TO HANDLE BC HE ALWAYS HAS !!!!!

YA HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS !!!!

@honorlanternguy Green lantern more like Best Lantern

i may hate everyone, but ya can never make me hate kids.

@Adeal3rsduel_ @MADKN0WLEDGE yeah? i like ya too. don't worry, i got yer back. let's kick this stinky bastard's ass.

@honorlanternguy @MADKN0WLEDGE yes ok yay i like you

I wish the child would stop saying odd shit.

@MADKN0WLEDGE i ain't comparin' ya ta the outer bein's, einstein. i am givin' ya references since yer askin' these dumb questions. use yer brain.

@honorlanternguy Don’t compare outer beings with me. Although it would be a fun game

I wonder what happens when you cut their hands off including the ring with it. Does it leave them powerless? Or can they still fight.

@Adeal3rsduel_ @MADKN0WLEDGE is this guy botherin' ya, kid? let's kill 'im.

@MADKN0WLEDGE @honorlanternguy kills you

@Adeal3rsduel_ i promise i'm the only ginger who makes it work now stop clownin' me

@honorlanternguy fuck you now i feel guilty clowning you why do nice people have to be gingers..

really? then i'll coach ya myself since yer coach clearly don't know squat. don't worry, kid, i got ya.

cw // blood, mention of abuse // top 3 hottest things guy has done was beat arkillo without a ring

everyone looooves actin' cocky by sayin' that i'm nothin' without my ring. oh, if they only knew.

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ( he doesn't find it embarrassing at all. in fact, he's grinning over the idea. the scarecrow is a romantic, who would have thought? ) then maybe ya should ask me out properly so we can do 'em all.

@honorlanternguy Well, horseback riding together has always sounded romantic when I read about it. (Is that embarrassing to say…? She won’t notice, it’s fine.) But if you’d prefer something more mundane, I collect old and foreign horror films. They’re fun to watch.

........ uh, yeah ?? yeah, i can get pregnant. i don't really know why yer askin' that, but what the hell sure.

@MADKN0WLEDGE awwww, an' who is the grown ass man who is gettin' blackmailed by a child? NOT ME!!!!!

@honorlanternguy Grown ass man or whatever

@MADKN0WLEDGE OH MY GODDDD BEIN' BLACKMAILED BY A KID THAT'S RICH

@MADKN0WLEDGE HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

this is mundane amongst yer kind? ya guys must be real fruits then.

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ( ... oh, wow. that was much straightforward than she thought. it has her eyes widening slightly before she regains composure and coughs. ) uh, yeah, well, obviously ya would. s'me we're talkin' 'bout. ( . . . ) if ya were ta take me out, hooow would ya do it?

@honorlanternguy … assuming this isn’t some set up, I would if you’d have me.

@MADKN0WLEDGE even better. if the kid ain't yers, then give 'em away ta someone who won't complain every other minute.

@honorlanternguy Oh no this is not my(?) kid.

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, my god, is all ya ever do is whine? well, what did i expect from someone with the hairstyle of a rebellious teenager. guess ya decided ta get some angst ta match it.