@iCod!

***Update on the hacked account saga*** So they've changed all my security passwords and now blocked me Someone said if you join premium, you get better help. I have joined premium. I've got a helper called Dean. Dean's not done anything so far.

@Beigerevenge I've just started it, but gets great reviews and a massive diatribe against Ottoline that makes me laugh

@iCodAgain What’s it about?

New book

@flatus74 Oh no, I've just remembered thingamajig Sandy

@iCodAgain Sue Barker?

Cher is so old that she was only a couple of years below Paloma Faith at secondary school.

No one cares about your divorces proposals and firearms tendencies

@ydnhkrm Dying

Torvill pouring her 3rd whisky watching this morning wondering how she will get through another 6 months of retirement without skating again and then she sees a text from Christopher, suggesting they do one last dance tour, this time marking 51 years of their partnership

@hepimp No

your boss Teamsing you at 15.30 on a Friday:

@Beigerevenge It was just a bit Mrs. Brown boys

People really love #Amandaland and they're always telling me how much I'd love it. I think it's shit.

@Beigerevenge Hated that too

@iCodAgain Sad! It’s great. She’s very funny tho motherland was better

DEAN IS BACK

@Cookieurch So cliched

@iCodAgain Oh god it’s dreadful.

@pipterino @rainy101 He's a nice guy. Nice to my pal's daughter who works with him.

@rainy101 I’m seeing him soon! I love him

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@msloobylou Yeah. Text chats between deviants. Misery and poverty has always been there - that's another thing I tell myself.

@iCodAgain My mate went into it for that very reason and stayed for a decade then work got in the way. It sounded grim AF though. Didn’t say much obv but when she did, it was stuff I’ve never forgotten.

I see the Huw Edwards story resurfacing again Your not infrequent reminder from me that I see those men EVERY TIME I do my other job. They're everywhere.

@Cookieurch @awwheyuu Since 2003

@awwheyuu I don’t have them anymore, I prefer to just be a cunt when needed.

A "period" is not an excuse to have an attitude

@msloobylou Both of mine have very grim aspects but I frame it as: have I done everything I can in this situation? Would I look back and think I've done my best? Then boom.

@iCodAgain My mate did that job you also do for a long time and it was depressing AF

@Beigerevenge thought of you yesterday as I made 40 phone calls to parents inviting their kids in to maths revision in the holidays. The alacrity of the acceptance was very funny.

@pipterino @ThatsSoBluesky Ooh. As good as ridged beef mccoys?

These are delicious but also @ThatsSoBluesky