Rejoice Ojevwe Umukoro

Watching a movie with my sister, the prosecution called the accused a flight risk. I said: "The court can still admit him to bail with reliable sureties and a recognizance sum." The judge said almost the same. Sis: "My lawyer!" ⚖️ Law lectures coming to life! Happy weekend! 🥂

Just two weeks of posting about AI, and I got my first brand deal with a US-based AI Start-up🎉 I received a collaboration offer from @FaceGPTAI, an AI tool that scans the entire web to find your photos in seconds. Think of it as a search engine, but specifically for your face. All you need to do is upload one picture to @FaceGPTAI: t.co/fcSTomH5zN And get direct links to every unusual page where your pictures were posted. With this, you can find: Fake profiles using your name/face Unauthorized advertisements Photos you thought were deleted. And this is free! At least, your first two attempts 👏👏 Repost and share to someone 🎉 Your privacy matters👏 #Privacy #CyberSecurity #FaceGPT

Everything I do works. Nothing dies in my hands. Welcome to May,a month of: Manifestation Abundance Yielding results May your efforts align with success and every seed you’ve sown blossom into greatness. Happy New Month! #NewMonth #May

𝘏𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘍𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘢 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩. 𝘐 𝘢𝘴𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘐 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦. 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘥𝘰𝘰𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘳, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥, 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘯, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘫𝘰𝘺. 𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴. 𝘒𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘧𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸 𝘶𝘴 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘥𝘢𝘺. 𝘐𝘯 𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘴’ 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘯.

@The_ojonimi Happy birthday, Prof! 🥳

To avoid procrastination, I took my birthday shoot since on 19th of April. 🤭 My birthday is tomorrow by the way. #May1st

Omo, April really showed us pepper, but we’re still here standing! 🥂 Between chasing client deadlines, SMM wahala, and staring at my banking app like a horror movie, I’m just happy I lived and didn't just "survive." April owes me nothing! Ready for May energy. ✨🇳🇬 #MonthEnd

There’s no shame in letting go of a strategy that doesn’t work, changing your opinion when the facts shift, or asking for help. In law or social media, growth isn't a straight line,it’s a pivot. You’re human. Let’s build a brand that reflects that. #SMM #GrowthMindset

Good morning! Start your day with the mindset that you can't fail, because you simply won't. When you shift your perspective, the path ahead changes. Have a wonderful day,I’m rooting for you! #MorningMotivation #MindsetMatters #YouGotThis

@eleshomorenike Ah Anything for "congratulations"? That's wild

Now, I know why people see everything on LinkedIn as fake. It’s because of people like these. So, there is someone who is quite big on LinkedIn. He came on X and has been quite active too, building his community. Yesterday, he posted that he won a scholarship and he is going to Cambridge, I saw it and congratulated him because he and I had actually conversed before and I was genuinely happy for him. Only to find out that it was all fake.💔💔 I’m so livid right now!!!

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Monday evening for a student is quiet pressure. Not because there is nothing to do, but because everything arrives at once, assignments, expectations, and time that doesn’t slow down. You sit between intention and action. Start small and steady. Start.

@The_ojonimi Matt 6:27,30–31: “Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature? … if God so clothe the grass… shall he not much more clothe you?… Therefore take no thought, saying, What shall we eat…?” Worry adds nothing; it drains peace, not change.

I felt better when I stopped complaining about things I can’t change. Complaining doesn’t reduce the workload anyway. so what’s the point?

Happy last Sunday of April! As we head into the final stretch of the month, may the blessings we’ve seen so far only multiply. May His grace never run dry. Amen. #fyb #sunday

Let me just put my story out there, because some people wonder why I celebrate my "Pass", why I'm not fazed by dropping from First Class in Uni to Pass in Law School. Grab a seat Stay seated It's a Thread... 1/11

The major reason why many Nigerians NEVER get USD / international remote jobs is because their resumes are only optimized for local hiring. If your goal is to get an international job in 2026, Here’s what you’re doing wrong and how to fix it: 1. Location Mistakes ❌ Lagos, Nigeria If you put your location this way, global recruiters might instantly assume timezone + relocation issues. ✅ Write your location as Remote (GMT + 1) or Remote (UTC + 1) 2. Local Terms that Global Recruiters Don’t Understand ❌ NYSC, HND, BSc (Ed), SIWES, NEPA, LGA, etc. Most foreign recruiters don’t Google acronyms. They skip. ✅ Translate your acronyms or remove them: • NYSC → National Service (1-year full-time work placement) • HND → Higher National Diploma (Technical Degree) And so on. 3. Duty-based Experience (local style) ❌ Responsible for managing social media That’s local hiring language. ✅ Use results + metrics: Grew Twitter account from 3k → 18k followers in 6 months, driving 40% increase in inbound leads. 4. Education Placed Above Experience Local recruiters care about this, but global recruiters don’t. ✅ Lead with skills & results, not school. Education goes after experience unless you’re entry-level with no tangible / real experience. 5. No Global Context ❌ Salary in naira ❌ Tools common only in Nigeria ❌ No timezone or async experience mentioned ✅ Highlight: • Remote collaboration • International clients • Tools used globally (Slack, Notion, Jira, GitHub, etc.) Bottom line: Global recruiters scan fast. If they don’t understand your CV in 10 seconds, you’re out. Hope this helps. Follow + turn on post notifications for more growth tips and remote job updates.

In Nigeria, knowing the difference saves you! 🇳🇬⚖️ 🔹ADMISSION: Used in Civil cases. Agreeing you "converted" (kept) someone’s property. 🔹CONFESSION:Used in Criminal cases. Telling an IPO or lawyer you committed the crime. Facts vs. Guilt. Know the law! #Law #Nigeria

Good morning, Xnites! It’s officially the end of the week. Remember to write down your wins and lessons; that’s how you document your growth and build your portfolio. Enjoy!

@Joycalebbrown This! 👏 Communication is the most underrated design tool. It’s so exhausting when you’re hired for your expertise but hit a wall because the vision is undefined. Clarity saves so much creative energy. Love your work, these designs are gorgeous! 😍🙌

I once walked away from a project. Not because I didn’t know what to do. But because nothing felt clear. Endless revisions. Back and forth. And every version still felt off. That’s when I realized It wasn’t a design problem. It was a clarity problem.

Why are medical negligence cases so low here? It’s the "God knows best" factor. We often hand injustice to the divine instead of demanding accountability. But if ₦1B can’t replace a life, should we just let negligence slide? Is our faith stopping us from seeking justice?