Juju 😵‍💫

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canada has a stretch of highway in toronto, ontario called the 401 that is the busiest highway in north america and on a friday afternoon it functions as the world’s largest parking lot.

I need men to stop fucking staring at me in public bro holy fuck leave me alone

Like are we fuckin kidding

Going to bed without having to set an alarm is the only things that has brought me joy in weeks

Vegas Florida Florida Vegas Would be an extremely dark era of Stanley Cup winners

How can someone so good looking do something so fucking gross omg

Just watch the NHL playoffs

COLORADO ARE WE DEAD ASS

soft launching my disappearance

If I was a professional hockey player and my team is losing bad and the fans start leaving I’m hanging myself at centre ice 💔

Tell me why when I tell my Google home to turn off she comes back and says “what’s off?” Are we deadass???

I do not want an ai shopping assistant I do not want ai search help i don’t want to see what my pictures would look like with ai slop I don’t want an ai DJ I don’t want ai anything please leave me the FUCK ALONE

I’m exhausted but there is no shot I’m sleeping at all tonight bc my house is about 7 trillion degrees and I’m sunburnt 💔💔💔💔

Not to be dramatic but I really think we’re underreacting to how fucking stupid everyone is.

Hey so if I turned off notifs for the ig instant photo thing, maybe stop giving me those notifs???

The way I screamed “ME!” when I watched this, like that was too real

“how can you watch off campus!! the hockey is so unrealistic” yeah you know what you’re right. because unlike in the real nhl when garrett graham realizes there’s a rapist on the ice he beats the living shit out of him

I keep seeing you post this, and as someone who actually followed the trial and understands how courts work, this is grasping at straws and misrepresents what actually happened in that trial. This completely ignores the fact that the judge dismissed the second jury after the defense attorneys harassed jurors, and the judge wanted to avoid another mistrial (the judge after the second dismissal should have recused but I digress). The defense knows they lose if it’s a jury of peers. It ignores the fact the judge held the victim to a MUCH higher credibility standard than any of the defense witnesses (one of whom perjured himself). It also ignores the fact that the judge completely ignored written Canadian law that anyone under the influence cannot consent. This case was not brought on by the victim. She settled (something something “innocent people don’t settle cases”). It was The Crown that went forth with criminal charges and felt they had sufficient evidence to convict them of a crime. Also, within the Canadian court system, you cannot be “proven innocent”. You’re only acquitted/not guilty if the jury or judge feels there’s not sufficient enough evidence to go forth with convicting the perpetrator. Not to mention sexual assault cases very rarely ever result in convictions. The only reason this wasn’t appealed was because it would be really hard to overturn the flawed ruling (appeals courts typically favor the initial ruling). The court system failed EM and basically gave a green light for this sort of thing to happen again with no consequences.

Good for Marner for finally being clutch in his 10th playoff run, however: -chose to leave, Leafs offered big money to stay -9 chances in Toronto to do this -same people saying he wasn't a problem forgot past tweets are searchable -Utah + Anaheim are not Florida, Tampa, Boston

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself