Justin Elijah James Schultz

"Your defiance to the throne will not go unpunished! In the name of the father, I charge you of treason! Goodbye, Seagull."

When are you guys going to come to terms Jordan is the product of a watered down league and the beneficiary of excellent management. I mean, for them to trade the number 8 pick. (there's a reason the Bulls picked with Jordan already on the roster) He's a scorer. Not the greatest clutch player. A bad 3 point shooter. Not even the greatest finisher at the rim. Probably the 2nd or 3rd best midrange shooter of all time. Steals inflated by bad handles and perimeter defense was easier when the game emphasized isolation midrange and post plays. The ball back then was slow and clunky. "Tougher lanes" is actually big men who couldn't athletically defend. You'll name the hall of famers from the era the rest were trash. No international presence.

La pirámide de los mejores jugadores de la historia ¿Estáis de acuerdo?

This checks out.

@MorbidKnowledge If he's missing any inheritors of his estates, I'm one of them.

In 2019, billionaire Ehud Arye Laniado passed away after undergoing an elective penis enlargement surgery. Laniado suffered a fatal heart attack the moment a substance was injected into his body at a Paris clinic.

@pixelprayer You.

GUN TO YOUR HEAD name a fruit without the letter A

I don't give a fuck who you are, you're not shitting in my bed.

@WomenBeingAwful I don't give a fuck who you are, you're not shitting in my bed.

Would you?

@Roybattyforever What's up, my Wizaaads!

He empezado clases de ilustración. ¿Os gusta mi dibujo de Harry Potter?

@WUTangKids Was it business casual day for the secret service?

Wtf is this thing that Trump’s secret service guy is holding?

@ProwisestD @charlesmore25 Whatever it takes to get meat on his bones.

@jejschultz @charlesmore25 He should be sent to Africa let him be fed with natural food then give him a year you'll see the changes

Jennifer Lopez with her 17 year old son, Max Muniz, during an outing in Beverly Hills 😍

@ProwisestD @charlesmore25 Hook this boy up with a doctor then.

@jejschultz @charlesmore25 Someone that lies down for a long time if he's not sick will be overweight

@naiivememe We see you.

Never lose faith guys, maybe the woman of your life hasn’t been born yet.

@that_1 I feel my balls in my stomach watching this..

JLo at Coachella 2026 was a bad idea. Most of them do not know who this old lady is. 😂

@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Ghost hunters everywhere buying Teslas for their sensors.

This man drove his CyberTruck through an empty cemetery and was shocked after figures started appearing on his infotainment system screen

Imagine us, on X, trying to build a space shuttle. I don't care who you believe to be. We would not succeed.

Are people this delusional? Or just that sick? A person could get 🍆/😺 at any bar any time. Even if you think people are ugly at the bar, it's better than taking kids.

@BrodiiKDB How much is that PS5 in commissary?

ves esto y te das cuenta que la cadena perpetua es peor que la pena de muerte.

@FearedMVP Yes. It only improved when the NBA tried to make the league spicy by moving the 3 pt line 21 inches closer to the hoop between 94-97 seasons.

DAWG DOES THAT SAY 13.2% FROM THREE??

@thenihiin Free clothes for life. Sell them, you'll be a multimillionaire in months.

You can only pick one

This has got to be a funny feature added by the company. If not, Tesla has found the tool all ghost hunters will be using going forward.