Jevon Torres

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this is fr how mark, nolan and oliver just pulled up

I wonder if Oppenheimer anticipated that casualties from wars fought over nuclear proliferation would eventually surpass casualties from actual nuclear weapons

largely responsible for a surge in cinephilia among young people that has almost no historical precedent while also helping raise the profiles of older films that would have otherwise gone forgotten and new films that would otherwise fly under the radar. undeniably good for film.

this is deep if you let it sit

@DariaTorres @simonvieira @Manuel_598 flick

@simonvieira @Manuel_598 I was watching with my son @jevtor and we saw it, but I was too slow to get the pic. Thanks for capturing it…but what is that little popcorn-carrying ghost’s name??? 🤭🎥🍿

Thought aliens hacked Netflix and NASA… Nah. Just a ghost eating popcorn lmao

not a spoiler but the more i think about the drama the more the entire movie feels like charlie’s worst thing that ever happened

“I have two versions of outlook and neither of them are working” is actually a generational NASA quote now. Not quite One Small Step but every generation lives in a different world

at google this was known as "buying the gnome". there's like a billion tweets about this already but basically the story goes back in like 2005 or something they were building out their shopping search system, and it was working pretty well. except for the fact that if you searched for sneakers, the top result was a garden gnome. engineers were going crazy trying to fix the ranking bug, but eventually someone noticed that the gnome listing was on ebay, and there was only one of them, and it cost like $50. so they just bought the gnome and suddenly the listing was gone, problem solved. why bother fixing software issues when you can just change the world to fit your software instead?

Imagine if they are around the moon and there is like a "secret moon base 3" wifi popping up

I hate how this meme has become to be about disappointment, when it’s about overwhelming happiness

love at first ragebait

when you think about it, it's wild that X people know how to read this in the correct order

doesn't seem right

I didn’t go to college, but I did once unexpectedly end up at Princeton University’s “reunions weekend.” The way they do it, every 5th year class has their reunion on campus at the same time. So every year, on one weekend, the Princeton campus will be filled with people celebrating their 5th, 10th, 15th, and so on class reunions— all the way up until there’s nobody alive anymore. The beginning of reunions weekend kicks off with a parade! It is a parade of the Princeton graduates: featuring themselves, in honor of themselves, for… themselves. It works like this: all the graduates pack the sidewalks of the parade route, but ordered by graduation year. The recent graduates are standing at the end of the route, and the oldest graduates are at the beginning. Then, the parade begins. The oldest living graduate steps off the sidewalk and leads the parade. When everyone older than you has gone by, you step into the street and become the parade. Until you become part of the parade, you’re cheering the parade. You cheer and witness everyone before you, and then you are cheered and witnessed by everyone after you. It is a bizarre ritual. To see it, though, is like seeing the entire fossil record of Princeton graduates. The person leading the parade — the oldest living graduate in that cohort — is a white guy. And then, for a reallllly lonnnnnng time, it’s just white guys! After 30 minutes… a woman! A white woman. With people in the parade maybe holding signs like “first coed graduating class!” And then another 30 minutes of slowly, incrementally, more white women in the parade. And then… the first black man! Another 30 minutes of slowly, incrementally, more black men. And so on. By the end — the most recent class — is the exact opposite of the beginning. A mix of everyone you can think of. For some reason that parade really stuck with me. It’s simultaneously a representation of how much the world has changed, but also a representation of how many “minutes of parade” are still walking around having lived and ended up where they are under very different circumstances.

Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

Pre-2022 software and content is the low-background steel of the information era.

this is hilariously evil but also just, slot machines in a Sports font. how creative and twisted

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so the Corgi who led seven kidnapped dogs across highways and fields could soar

Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.