Jells

Missing that one dude *sigh*

@goneashrey Sunn ke dukh hua

@jitteryjells Yes in the train

I was running late for my train and rapido booked an EV bike with a speed limit of 50 😭

@blublubluberri ??? Wot

TIL ‘hapshi’ is a racist slur

@goneashrey Why did you have to tell us that

In the office washroom peeing and I randomly hear a sigh of relief after someone pushed out a stool out of their ass

@goneashrey Should’ve kissed

I AM SO STUPID 😭😭😭 It was just gym crush and I in the staircase and we had sustained eye contact for 5 seconds????? and I COULDN'T FUCKING SMILE OR SAY HI???????????

@goneashrey I have. It’s a very popular and old book - WA karo

@jitteryjells No way you have read this book

Finished this today. SUCH a lovely book. It's a memoir by a therapist who ends up taking therapy for herself. She shares snippets of her patients' and her struggles and how to navigate through them. I could see myself in her patients and herself when they go to therapy.

@goneashrey Bro…..

This girl is pretty and hot but she outright defends Modi every opportunity she gets. I'm conflicted 🫪

job chodh du kya?

“if our love died young, I can’t bear witness” is still one of the craziest lyrics taylor has ever written btw

@goneashrey Brother why u the way u are

Accidentally told manager about colleague's wedding and then I had to buy himna sandwich for outing his secret like that

I don’t even drink but MOOD

@goneashrey Solution do

@jitteryjells Sad

Guys can someone suggest a new solo sport because swimming hasn’t been sparking that much joy anymore :(

Talk to the men on hinge, and you realise why the smallest man who ever lived is a really great song.

@goneashrey Nice fit

Got awarded at work. Now I can easily afford LPG cylinders amd rising petrol costs. Simply lovely.

As someone who has had their loved one in a hospital, this is the most gut wrenchingly cheapass poor joke. The sight of an ambulance is an absolute trauma trigger.

@goneashrey Suffering from success

In 5 months I have gone from waist 32 to waist 28 😭

@goneashrey No serious bone in your body

When I was thirteen, I had my first love There was nobody that compared to my baby And nobody came between us nor could ever come above She had me goin' crazy, oh, I was starstruck She woke me up daily, don't need no Starbucks