Joe

@StonkBear Ily

@JosephKancyan I’m so close to the point I can offer you full time

Work is unbearable rn. “Can you turn this around for me today”. Like yeah bro I didn’t have Saturday plans at all

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.

Travis Bazzana has been CALLED UP📞 Bazzana is currently leading the International League in doubles and is tied for first in extra-base hits (15). He has reached base safely in each of his last 13 games since April 10, leading the International League in on-base percentage (.532) during that stretch. #GuardsBall

333.5lbs ➡️ 220lbs in 18 months

BREAKING: The Guardians are calling up Travis Bazzana The former No. 1 overall pick is headed to Cleveland #GuardsBall

@StonkBear Real

@JosephKancyan I just want someone nice :)

When she’s into baseball and is funny >>>>>>

Starbucks food tastes like it was 3D printed

absolute cinema

coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized i just drink it for the love of the game

Season 3 of HBO Rome but make it about the reign of Marcus Aurelius.

hey, my friend over there really likes your tweet

Henry Cavill easily and its not even a debate

LeBron's still doing it, T.

There is an alternate reality where I DH in the MLB and hit dingers for a living. I want to be in that reality.

Working at the hotel bar with my portable monitor out. I feel like such a nerd… Atleast I have beer tho.

@Shane00 It’s funny cause you would see this in MJ highlight reel

Imagine being this miserable of a person