Josh Borock

Might become Rasta just to ensure I look cool when I'm old.

Someone should probably be writing this down.

Just heard the new Beastie Boys track. They don't sound a day over 45.

Can you image how awful an actual shit storm would be?

For everyone who's shocked that Charlie Sheen sold out Radio City Music three nights in a row; don't forget John Tesh did too.

If I have another kid, I'm naming him Taxi.

Seeing Robert De Niro's name attached to a movie doesn't have the same meaning it once had.

Why is no one in LA tan?

Want to do a Photobook of co-workers going to lunch in NYC. It's called Lunch Packs.

went to artichoke for lunch. that slice is like the pizza equivalent of the el sombrero margarita.

just walked up to a gift horse and punched it in the mouth. he didn't do anything.