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@LeaderJohnThune @TaxCuts Without the SAVE act these savings will disappear, the GOP will disappear, and most importantly you will disappear from the US Senate . We don’t give a rats rear about your RINO ruessitatations

As the American people have now seen firsthand, the Working Families @TaxCuts provided significant tax relief. Hardworking Americans saw lower tax bills. Tax refunds increased by more than 10 percent compared to last year. And the average refund is more than $3,400 this year.

@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune Thyme do something or resign!

🚨HUGE MISTAKE: Making John Thune Senate Majority Leader. Nearly 16 months in, and ZERO election integrity laws passed. Not one secure voting bill... Nothing! Unacceptable. He is tagged.

@GuntherEagleman @LeaderJohnThune Please resign as Senate Majority Leader . You are neither wanted or respected

He refuses to break his vacation for the American people. REMOVE JOHN THUNE! He is tagged, let him hear you!

@LeaderJohnThune Nuke the filibuster and get s^%%t done

When it comes to funding DHS, Democrats are moving the goalposts every day. They are playing politics and using the American people as pawns. This needs to stop. We need to fund DHS.

@SenatorDurbin No we want the SAVE act ! Pound sand and debate and defend your cockamamie ideas in the fillabuster . No Recess for you!!!

Senate Republicans could fully fund TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard today. All they have to do is agree to our request to fund these agencies immediately while we negotiate a deal on ICE and Border Patrol.

@SenatorDurbin Yes we want mass deportations

Senate Democrats have come to the Senate floor to fund FEMA, TSA, and the Coast Guard nine separate times. Republicans blocked each attempt because they wanted more money for mass deportations.

@LeaderJohnThune Keep the Senate in session until the SAVE act is LAW!Were watching!

Polls show overwhelming support for proof of citizenship to register and photo ID to vote. The Senate is in session because Americans deserve to know why Democrats oppose these commonsense policies.

@GuntherEagleman Amen!

No days off until the SAVE America Act is passed!

@SenThomTillis Reno Swamp Beast pass the SAVE act now!

I am one of the few members of Congress who has actually passed a voter ID law (on a bipartisan basis), which I did as Speaker of the House in North Carolina, and that’s why I proudly co-sponsored the SAVE Act. While I support strengthening mail-in ballot integrity, many states like Utah, Florida, Alaska, and Montana rely on the use of mail-in ballots to conduct their elections, and we should not be completely upending how states already securely conduct their elections. Even if this issue is fixed, the SAVE America Act still will not have the 60 votes required to pass it. While the so-called ‘talking filibuster’ has been floated as an option, there is a reason why previous attempts to utilize it in recent history have failed. A ‘talking filibuster’ would effectively make Chuck Schumer the new Senate Majority Leader, allowing Democrats to block every single Trump judge and executive branch nominee, and allow them to force endless votes on anything they want. Democrats would control the floor of the U.S. Senate until the end of the year. There are only two ways out of a ‘talking filibuster.’ The first is for Democrats to miraculously give up and allow Republicans to pass the bill with a simple majority. That is never going to happen, and anyone who claims it’s even a remote possibility is either completely misinformed or intentionally misleading the American people. The second way is for Republicans to substantially weaken or eliminate the filibuster altogether. I have made it crystal clear that I will never vote to do this. Eliminating the filibuster is a foolish and lazy idea pushed by politicians seeking short-term gain at the expense of causing irreparable long-term harm to our nation. Succeeding in eliminating the filibuster would significantly weaken the minority party, end the need for bipartisan compromise, and allow erratic swings in policy that would transform America for the worse. Those are just the consequences of a best-case outcome. During the last Congress, all of my Democratic colleagues currently serving supported nuking the filibuster to try to pass their own partisan election reform bill. Democrats were dead wrong to try to change the filibuster when they controlled the Senate, and Republicans would be dead wrong to try to change the filibuster now that we control the Senate. The only real path to address the American people’s declining confidence in our elections is for both parties to find common ground on legislation that supports universal adoption of voter ID, proof of citizenship, and other vital election integrity measures.

@FoxNews The Senate has a history and tradition of approving their members and former members with little or no opposition. If you can’t see the Democrats are going to nuke the filibuster as soon as they are back in power you are as blind as a bat and as stupid as a gnat

BREAKING: Senate committee narrowly advances homeland security secretary nominee Markwayne Mullin to replace Kristi Noem in 8-7 vote, with Democrat John Fetterman voting yes and GOP Chairman Rand Paul voting no

TO THE SPINELESS FUCKS IN CONGRESS... Listen closely, you marble-mouthed, donor-fellating invertebrates who dare call yourselves Senate Republicans. Katie Miller just dropped the unvarnished truth like a guillotine: "If President Trump can risk his freedom fighting for you, Senate Republicans can risk long nights and weekends.” And yet here you sit...polished, perfumed, paralyzed...while the Republic you swore to defend hemorrhages at the border, the bureaucracy, and the ballot box. Let us recount, with the cold precision of a historian carving open the corpse of a betrayed empire, exactly what Donald J. Trump has endured to save this nation from the abyss you helped dig. Two grotesque impeachments, fabricated from whole cloth by the same swamp creatures he pledged to drain...pure theater, engineered to neuter the one man who refused to kneel. Ninety-one felony indictments across four kangaroo jurisdictions: the New York hush-money financial jihad, the Georgia RICO election-interference farce, the classified-documents entrapment trap, the January 6th Soviet-style show trial. All of it lawfare, not justice...designed to bankrupt him, cage him, and crucify his movement before the people could speak. Mar-a-Lago raided like a Third World dictatorship. Gag orders. Mugshots. Trials deliberately timed to eclipse his campaign. Two assassination attempts...one with a bullet grazing his skull, blood streaking his face while Secret Service agents bled beside him; the second thwarted only by raw providence. Media bloodhounds baying for his head 24/7, painting him as everything from Hitler to a Russian asset while the real predators...open borders, endless wars, cultural castration...devoured the country he loves. He lost businesses, friends, privacy, safety, and nearly his life. Not for glory. Not for money. For you. For the working stiffs abandoned by your bipartisan rot. For the Republic the Founders pledged their “lives, fortunes, and sacred honor” to defend...words Trump has lived while you merely tattoo them on your sleeves for campaign mailers. And what do you offer in return, you psychological cripples? A masterclass in self-preservation masquerading as prudence. Your lizard brains...hardwired by decades of K-Street capture, donor dopamine hits, and terror of the next primary...compute only risk aversion. Cognitive dissonance so profound you’ve convinced yourselves that “governing responsibly” means slow-walking the very mandates Trump just delivered in a landslide. Extended sessions? Too burdensome for your delicate calendars. Abolishing the filibuster...the bastard child of Aaron Burr’s procedural sabotage, later weaponized by segregationist Democrats and now your favorite shield against real change? God for fucking bid. You’d rather perform midnight monologues for C-SPAN cameras than actually legislate like men who remember 1776. This is betrayal with a smile. Historical precedent screams the verdict: Roman senators who stabbed Caesar while praising the Republic they murdered; Vichy collaborators clutching their privileges while the nation burned; Federalist Papers warning that ambition must counteract ambition...yet your ambition counteracts nothing except the will of the voters who just handed Trump the gavel. You are not statesmen. You are psychological captives...Stockholm syndrome wrapped in Brooks Brothers, terrified that matching Trump’s sacrifice might cost you a subcommittee chair or a future lobbying gig. So twist the knife deeper, you gutless fucks. Trump risked prison, bullets, and bankruptcy to drag this country back from the cliff. The least you spineless reptiles can do is risk a few all-nighters and some weekend conference calls. Pass the damn bills. Kill the filibuster. Secure the border. Defund the deep state. Time to bleed for the Republic you claim to love. Or admit you never fucking did. 🗡️💀🩸🗡️

@LeaderJohnThune @SenatorTimScott @BankingGOP Don’t give a rats ass till you pass the Save Act!

Thanks to the leadership of Chairman @SenatorTimScott and the hard work of @BankingGOP, the 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act is one step closer to becoming law. This legislation will open the door to affordable homes for hardworking Americans across the country.

@LeaderJohnThune Nuke the filibuster and pass the Save act now!

We are 25 days into Democrats’ DHS shutdown, and now they don’t even want to sit down and have negotiations. This shutdown is impacting important functions like cybersecurity, Border Patrol, TSA, Coast Guard, and FEMA, which are all more important than ever in these dangerous times. It’s time to end this.

@LeaderJohnThune Pass the freaking save act ! Signed non paid influencer freaking pissed off average citizen .

Republicans put more money in Americans’ pockets with the Working Families Tax Cuts, and now we are continuing our work on affordability with the 21st Century ROAD to Housing Act to open the door to affordable homes for hardworking Americans around the country.

@500yoChristian @GuntherEagleman W

@GuntherEagleman That Iran hasn’t surrendered yet, shows how fanatical they are, and perhaps justifies the strike

🚨 SECWAR DROPS THE HAMMER ON UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER! “‘Unconditional surrender’ means we’re fighting to WIN. It means WE set the terms… There’ll be a point where they’ll have no choice but to do that, whether they know it or not.”

@ksorbs @GuntherEagleman We want the Save Act !

John Thune has been nothing but a disappointment. Clearly a compromised activist who doesn't put Americans first