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Jayne Southern

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Freelance editor. Affordable quality work.❤️people (family first|), editing, cinema, theatre, ballet, music, travel, cafe society, coffee & wine. No DMs.

England, United Kingdom شامل ہوئے Mayıs 2011
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Restoring Your Faith in Humanity
A Polish dance group, Fair Play Crew, drew global attention by recreating on stage the stiff and synchronized movements of 1980s fighting video games, such as the classic International Karate. I've seen this so many times, still cracks me up 😂
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Alvin Foo
Alvin Foo@alvinfoo·
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?" And God saw it was good. On the second day, God created the monkey and said, "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the dog did?" And God, again saw it was good. On the third day, God created the cow and said, "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?" And God agreed it was good. On the fourth day, God created humans and said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years." But the human said, "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You asked for it." So that is why for our first twenty years, we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years, we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years, we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years, we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone. Life has now been explained 😁 Source : unknown
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Culture Explorer
Culture Explorer@CultureExploreX·
Imitation shapes more of your life than you realize. Burke points out that we learn by copying, not by instruction. Your habits, your taste, your beliefs. Most of it is absorbed, not chosen. That’s why what you see every day matters more than what you’re told once.
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Fawkes Handles....
Fawkes Handles....@FawkesHandles·
Same people that put the country £3 Trillion in debt, claim expenses for everything from heating payments, to a mars bar, that receive hundreds of thousands of pounds in 'donations' and claim thousands for 'admin staff' for their family are telling you to 'tighten your belt'. 🤔
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Imtiaz Mahmood
Imtiaz Mahmood@ImtiazMadmood·
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Kelvin MacKenzie
Kelvin MacKenzie@kelvmackenzie·
Starmer defines anti -Muslim hostility as treating followers of Islam as a group defined by “fixed and negative characteristics”. @MaryWakefield in the Spectator makes a good point when she says; “ How is it possible not to treat people as a group when they themselves insist on a group identity”.
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Basil the Great
Basil the Great@BasilTheGreat·
🚨MORGAN MCSWEENEY TEXTS TO PETER MANDELSON LOST FOREVER AFTER 'PHONE STOLEN' I don't know about you but this sounds like the biggest load of BS There's no way that phone just happened to be stolen Labour are covering their tracks They don't want the truth getting out
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Samuel Weeps
Samuel Weeps@SamuelWeeps·
@RupertLowe10 We had some great. “Keep Britain Tidy” campaigns in the ‘70’s…….no one seems to take an interest in how our country looks these days.
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Rupert Lowe MP
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10·
Drive down almost any country road and you see the same thing. Litter lining the roads. Plastic caught in hedges. Fast food packaging scattered across the grass. Crisp packets fluttering in the wind. Rusting energy drink cans just laying about. What message are we sending to children as they watch the rubbish pile up? It’s disgusting. Nobody talks about it. We’ve just accepted it as normal. It infuriates me. There was a time in this country when this level of disrespect would have been unthinkable. People took pride in where they lived. There was a clear expectation that public spaces would be kept clean and orderly, and that those who did otherwise would face consequences. This was not that long ago. The decline has rapidly accelerated. Britain is increasingly resembling a third world country, and I do not like it. Immigration from said cultures has evidently played a large part. I’ll get abused for saying it, but it’s true. We all know it. Once we start accepting visible decline in the small things, it rarely stops there. It hasn’t stopped there. It will get worse and worse and worse. The filth will pile up. Britain should not look like this. It is not unreasonable to expect clean streets, clear roadsides, and public spaces that people can take pride in. Is that too much to ask for? I think not. A Restore Britain Government would not tolerate it. Proper enforcement of littering and fly-tipping laws. Visible consequences for those who degrade our countryside. Deportation for foreign fly-tippers. Investment in keeping streets, roads, and public areas clean. Compulsory litter picking for non-violent offenders and healthy benefit claimants who consistently refuse work. Most importantly? A cultural shift. Britain does not have to be a dumping ground. It doesn’t have to be like this. We will not accept it. We will change it. We will set an example to our children and grandchildren. There is now a political party that will clean up our country. Restore Britain.
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Lewis Brackpool
Lewis Brackpool@Lewis_Brackpool·
It has come to my attention that The BBC just aired a show portraying a character who sends FOI requests to the Home Office accusing the govt of covering up stats as an extremist. That’s literally my work as an FOI journalist. This is propaganda.
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Natasha Montreal
Natasha Montreal@NatashaMontreal·
The Crusades were not random wars of aggression. The Crusades were the Eastern Christian response to centuries of Islamic conquest. They were primarily defensive wars. In early Christianity there were five centers of high authority: Rome, Alexandria, Constantine, Antioch, and Jerusalem. Each one had a Bishop and administered a large region, both politically and religiously. The origins were Apostolic and the cities were the core seats of Christian authority. Islam rose out of the Arabian Peninsula in the early 600s. Almost immediately after consolidating power in Arabia, the Muslim state launched rapid military expansion against its neighbors from 632 onward. Islam took 3 out of 5 of the Patriarchal Holy Sees (Alexandria, Antioch, and Jerusalem) in the 7th century. The Crusades were the Eastern counteroffensive. The Muslims had conquered the Iberian Peninsula (Spain and Portugal) and were in Tours, France by 732. It took over 700 years for the Spaniards to expel the invaders. The Reconquista was a parallel Western front. The Ottomans laid seige to central Europe for hundreds of years. They took the Balkans and Constantinople fell in 1453. Vlad Tepes of Wallachia (reimagined in modern times as the horror character Dracula) fought them off heroically for 6 years and drove them out of his principality. They laid seige on Vienna in 1529 and were expelled from Vienna 160 years later. Only Rome remained from the original Holy Sees after 1453 when Constantinople fell. Things you don't learn in school these days.
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Eye Spy MP
Eye Spy MP@eyespymp·
Friday night's Sportsmans Dinner at Wigan St Judes Rugby Club - in attendance was Labour MP @joshsimonsmp. He was introduced to the audience and was heavily booed and jeered, he was heckled so bad by the attendees that he left after 5 minutes due to the abuse he got.
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Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧
Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧@_HenryBolton·
There is absolutely no excuse for littering and fly-tipping, and no reason why it should be tolerated. It absolutely should not be.
Rupert Lowe MP@RupertLowe10

Drive down almost any country road and you see the same thing. Litter lining the roads. Plastic caught in hedges. Fast food packaging scattered across the grass. Crisp packets fluttering in the wind. Rusting energy drink cans just laying about. What message are we sending to children as they watch the rubbish pile up? It’s disgusting. Nobody talks about it. We’ve just accepted it as normal. It infuriates me. There was a time in this country when this level of disrespect would have been unthinkable. People took pride in where they lived. There was a clear expectation that public spaces would be kept clean and orderly, and that those who did otherwise would face consequences. This was not that long ago. The decline has rapidly accelerated. Britain is increasingly resembling a third world country, and I do not like it. Immigration from said cultures has evidently played a large part. I’ll get abused for saying it, but it’s true. We all know it. Once we start accepting visible decline in the small things, it rarely stops there. It hasn’t stopped there. It will get worse and worse and worse. The filth will pile up. Britain should not look like this. It is not unreasonable to expect clean streets, clear roadsides, and public spaces that people can take pride in. Is that too much to ask for? I think not. A Restore Britain Government would not tolerate it. Proper enforcement of littering and fly-tipping laws. Visible consequences for those who degrade our countryside. Deportation for foreign fly-tippers. Investment in keeping streets, roads, and public areas clean. Compulsory litter picking for non-violent offenders and healthy benefit claimants who consistently refuse work. Most importantly? A cultural shift. Britain does not have to be a dumping ground. It doesn’t have to be like this. We will not accept it. We will change it. We will set an example to our children and grandchildren. There is now a political party that will clean up our country. Restore Britain.

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Marika Cobbold
Marika Cobbold@Marikacobbold·
Sign outside a wine shop on Oxford.
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Griffiths Matthew
Griffiths Matthew@gmfcg9jygf·
@Goosey30111568 Have you checked to see if it is in Louise Haigh’s hand bag, next to McSweeny’s?
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gooffy
gooffy@sageaurelius·
@Goosey30111568 “I have just contacted HMRC”
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