oppossum enthusiast

before you come and try to talk down to me you have to be able to read and comprehend this

I typically hate nostalgia bait nonsense but I genuinely believe there should always be a Scooby Doo Adaptation in the works. Every generation needs some Scooby Doo

men get their hands on AI and all they wanna be is bad bitches

sometimes you hear like a prayer and you’re used to how good it is and you enjoy it but the experience is unremarkable. and then sometimes you’re like wow. i can’t believe somebody made this song

every time an Elephant makes the news for killing someone, they always have a pretty valid reason

imagine hating me and i’m over here watching flds true crime documentaries

mostly it’s just that i got a lot of engagement on an instagram post of our girls’ trip and it came off like her post was trying to compete with mine and then she posted photos of us but only the ones where i looked extra bigger than her. could’ve been COMPLETELY benign but hmmm

i never thought my best friend would have ANY reason to be jealous of me but she did something recently that made me second guess like oh! maybe she does have a little jealousy! and it wasn’t sinister or anything but it just made me think.

the fierce defensiveness of michael jackson even now really illustrates how easy it was to elect an open pedophile with a bunch of pedophile friends to be president of the united states. whole society built on the enshrinement of sexual violence!

I really enjoyed Dua Lipa’s interview with the author of Swimming in the Dark (a historical fiction novel about a gay man growing up in 1980s Communist Poland). She’s a thoughtful reader and has good taste

Here’s what I know: 1. Luigi had no history of violence at all. No criminal record at all. Not even a misdemeanor. 2. Luigi had mild depression but other than that he had no mental health problems at all. So the official story is that a well educated rich kid, with no history of violence, no criminal record, no serious mental health issues, left his high rise apartment in Honolulu and traveled all the way across the country to NYC where he somehow obtained a “partially 3-D printed” gun and then carried out a perfectly targeted assassination on a healthcare CEO who was traveling and just happened to be outside his hotel at 5:30 in the morning. Then, according to the Feds, this well educated rich kid, with no history of violence, no criminal record, no serious mental health issues, fled across the city back to his hostel where he collected his belongings, always keeping his face carefully covered (except the one time he tried to flirt with the clerk on check-in). He then went south to BFE Pennsylvania where he was arrested 5 days later after a worker at a McDonalds called the cops claiming a customer was “being weird” despite the bodycams showing him just sitting in a booth minding his own business on his computer. Those same cops who captured him on their body cams then did a preliminary search of his backpack where they report finding a “gun magazine” inside. These same cops then load the backpack into their vehicle, *turn off their body cams* and then miraculously find the “partially 3-D printed gun” and a notebook containing the “manifesto.” Then a transcript of that manifesto is “leaked” to Ken Klippenstein, the EXACT same guy who also got the big leak on the Tyler Robinson Discord chats. The cops then completely fabricated a conversation with Luigi’s mom, and claimed she said “I could see him doing this” when she literally never said that and they were forced to admit so in court. ———— Those are the things I know. So yes, I’m comfortable giving Luigi the presumption of innocence until trial.

i know u happy asf rn

You mean like getting a celebratory biopic that paints him as a saint who did no wrong

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@crucifix I know this is going to be A Story down the line but for now I’m just so glad you are still in one piece!

@justnotsmith It was like a murder scene on my sweater to the point I’m shook it all came out. Plus we were driving so I had to sit covered in blood til we got home.

I had a procedure this afternoon at the pain clinic (it went fine, I have these done every 3 months) & after I was done I got into the car & we’re driving back home…. I start feeling something wet on me & think I’m leaking TPN fluids but no. Worse.

51% of female heroin users being injected for the first time by a male sexual partner is such a disgusting statistic you just have to sit in horror for a minute… Like oh my god

NEW: Pope Leo XIV says that the Catholic Church’s teaching on sexual ethics must be less prioritized over “greater, more important issues.” “We tend to think that when the Church is talking about morality, that the only issue of morality is sexual. And in reality, I believe there are much greater, more important issues, such as justice, equality, freedom of men and women, freedom of religion, that would all take priority before that particular issue.”

Rewatching the OC through the lens of Italian neo-realism.

this app is built to make you stay angry all of the time so you gotta just pay attention to posts that either make you laugh or like and try your best not to engage with certain stuff anymore

i need to get on this level

i’m too young beautiful and employed for this shit