Sarah Sanderson ☪︎

Me coming out of my manhunt spot I been in for an hour..only to find out my friends aren’t even playing anymore

When you smoke and realize you fucked up …

Guardians of the Galaxy volume III didn’t get enough credit as it deserved

@funkerellaa A staple

*day 3 of the new job* co-worker: “wow so you really like leopard print, huh”

Get you friends that are your #1 supporters 🤍 @StephWagsz @nancyr0se_ my sissy’s for life!

I NEEDDDD A BEEEERR! @Dillon_knee

This tweet escalated quickly

How TF is it June 28th? I’m too pale for it to be almost July. If you know me you know

@PeteKeanee 1000% the 🐐

My dad don’t get enough credit man😂😂He really is the goat 🙏🏻

It’s a having deep breaths for breakfast kind of day

Me and Steve booked Disney during Halloween season 🥹🎃🤍 IYKYK && tickets to the Halloween Party , excuse me while I cry

Holy shit guardians!!!!

I feel like Steve is the Beau to my Stassi Schroeder

@alyssgalimi Damn I fucked it up Knuck *

If you heard someone rapping Knick if you buck from 14th road ….it was @alyssgalimi

Best time of the week. Vanderpump time baby

@nancyr0se_ @stassi Jax is going to be the bartender on the after show tonight ..I’m hype ☕️

@kellsbean @stassi How did Jax and stassi turn out on top lmfao

I told my boyfriend if he ever pulled a Tom Sandoval on me, my inner @stassi would come out. I’d make and ice dagger and stab him right in the heart. No evidence.

At the age where I can no longer handle hangovers

“I gotta do more leviosos” The only kind of conversations going on in my house right now

Only thing I care about right now is Cole and his balloon 🎈