Howard Malky-Mackay

@lunarllua Social media is a prison. I only feel safe at camp.

what's worse

@Xxcoolboy5xX Say that to my face, maggot.

fuck all of you

@ChairwomanMeow0 Life’s tough, deal with it. How about you get the fuck down and give me 10, maggot?

>Wake up in the morning >go to the washroom >see myself in mirror >contemplate suicide

ATTENTION! How are my troops doing this 4th?

@754starr Looks like they’re from the stupid store. The price? Your dignity.

Need info on these pants like asap…

Good. I’m not gay and I’m tired of getting called names.

Yep, should probably get off the app then and back to a nursing home? Stupid old cow.

Heterosexual male here, I was wondering why you were putting men in my timeline when I’m clearly not gay?

@violet214764960 Ever considered you should toughen the fuck up? Head back to camp, maggot. We have wok to do.

Jane remover was 17 when she made frailty and 19 when she made census. Genuinely what am I doing with my lfie

@RealConorOil You do realise this follows under the vast and dangerous “problematic” umbrella? If my drill sergeant was here he would rip you a new one.

Homophobic statement.

Sergeant Ulysses used to rip the piss out of me and call me a maggot every single day.

@limaomvp What you need is to toughen the fuck up. Buckle up, maggot. I’m taking you back to camp

i need a sugar daddy

… Television?

@miapawbs Do you seriously think they would accept this redesign? You would be foolish to think so. Besides, any flag redesign should include the companies that helped to build America (Walmart, Miami, Target, etc.)

I propose this as the new american flag

‘Sup democrats, mind if I crack a cold one open with you and we can have an awesome 4th party together?

*I crack a beer open and give you a warm smile* I love spending time with you.

Utah Governor Spencer Cox should be expelled from the Republican party.

@GovCox Pathetic lefty coward

As America celebrates its 250th birthday, I’m reminded that what makes our country exceptional isn’t that we all think the same — it’s that we choose to build something together. Like a neighborhood potluck, America is strongest when people gather around a shared table and remember that what unites us is greater than what divides us. I was grateful to write this with @EbooPatel about why rebuilding trust can start with something as simple as knowing your neighbors. Join us tomorrow for America’s Potluck. More in @WSJ: wsj.com/opinion/a-potl…

We really got the USA before GTA 6 💀 #fyp

Heh. Lots of funny animals on this app