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I had this gay married couple come to my bar & one of the husbands 😂came up & was like nah my husband can’t talk to you anymore, you’ll turn him straight 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 wtf

My boy down but not out

I’ll be so glad not to hear a “Ms. Isley can you such & such” til August lol

These ppl coming into the arena for this weird al yankovic show are dressed crazy asl lol I love it

BREAKING: Former CIA official John Kiriakou says Israel is allowed to spy on the United States, while the United States is not allowed to spy on Israel, which is a political decision made at the White House.

Ferris Bueller took his "Day Off" 41 years ago today. June 5th 1985. Happy Ferris Bueller Day #80s

i’m such a low maintenance friend 😭 i’ll hangout with you then you won’t see me for another 3 months after that

@85illshit and not one lie was told

A girl on TikTok said chick fila makes better bake Mac than Jamaican ppl and I fear she is right

fresh air, clear mind

Cheryl Lynn. Got to Be Real

Buying a house with my lunch money

@Lammie_Art01 I ran through so many purple blackberrys lol what a time to be alive

I am old enough to remember when BlackBerrys were more popular than iPhones.

Shit funny but we still waiting on the Jew jokes

@chefsevenn only tolerable for me in a greek salad

Olives are gross 🤢 Change my mind

21 years ago today, Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" hit No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100.

i hate when a nigga has 20 hoes but worried abt what I’m doing

@ParisEighty We all know it’s Ye.

@ParisEighty im going wayne's 07' Rap City freestyle or fab's hot 97 freestyle over the BMF beat in 2010 fs

Best freestyle you’ve ever heard?

one more week of school left & its lowkey bittersweet, but definitely more sweet than bitter fs lol i get to finally take a vacation or several vacations for that matter