Jonanky
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The government UFO drops sucked so much that alien enthusiasts are turning to the cartoon CGI UFOs from the new Spielberg movie for dopamine hits.
Red Panda Koala@RedPandaKoala
Footage of alleged UFOs seen in the latest trailer for Speilberg's upcoming film "Disclosure Day"
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@marcomc2 @RoboSidor @waynesfury I explained this to 1 person, but everyone’s dumbass is gonna keep saying “ANIMALS R ALIENS?!??” whatever. Lol this movie was made for people who already understand the phenomenon it seems. It’s cool to me goddamn it!! I GET it, you don’t! 😂
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@RoboSidor @waynesfury yeah i think the idea will be that aliens present themselves as things that the human mind is comfortable/familiar with, as to not cause constant aneurysms. excited to see this explored, as well as the government conspiracy to keep all this bottled. hope the film isn't corny.
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@TruthServedHott @waynesfury Technically it’s supposed to represent a screen memory, something calming aliens put into your mind for you to remember instead of the trauma of being abducted by strange looking creatures. Basically all abductees report on this phenomenon.
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@DingsLord @BoozebagFitness This dude has no idea what he’s in for. Lol
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@BoozebagFitness Man hope your organs can hold up. If you find yourself throwing up in the AM regularly before your first drinks you should stop ASAP. Yellow bile would be a sign it’s going south fast. Signed your pancreas… lol…
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How I remain fully functional drinking 24 drinks per day
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You may think you have your shit down packed but one day you are going to realize how badly you fucked your body up. I did the same shit you’re doing. Ended up DESTROYING my organs. Don’t live in fantasy land. Alcohol is TERRIBLE for your body. Especially liquor. And taking fuckin amphetamines is not some sort of life hack, you are just going to fucking destroy your stomach lining. Just saying
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@RICHFlair_ Yeah the dude who is known for having ghost writers is a “writer” LOLOLOL
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Lmfaoooo am I started to lose my mind or this nigga wearing a kufi ?!
Kurrco@Kurrco
Jack Harlow says 'ICEMAN' is his favorite out of the three new Drake albums 👀🧊 "I love when he addresses things. He's a writer." (via Rolling Stone)
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One of my favourite bars on the album is about how Drakes friend pawned his OVO chain.
“To me, he sold the only thing that has ever mattered
I could never forgive such a nefarious action”
That’s such a cold line because the chain represents loyalty. Not just anyone gets one. His friend gave away the one thing that Drake valued most. I got goosebumps off that.
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@ReddCinema There’s no fuckin way this clown smoked 4oz a day. Thats ridiculous
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why tf is he dressed like aladdin
Skores@Skores9q
.@lilpump says he's changed a lot since the old days
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@JonStewartIL @ericweinstein You are replying to the wrong person uncle Jon!! Silly old AI posting uncle Jon!
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Jesse, I have been a guest on FOX programming dozens of times and I would like to come back to discuss my seven-year investigation on about this film. It will change the world! This is no longer about an alien this is about chain of custody, media secrecy and a shadow govt that operates without oversight.
Thank you.
Jon Stewart
Former Candidate - IL Governor
jonalanstewart67@icloud.com
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NO tissue samples? Tetrapod body plans? Eukaryotic? Carbon based?
I mean. Wow.
Or just a convergent evolution MIRACLE resulting in a humanoid which, by pure coincidence, a human could most easily briefly animate in costume along with “Trust me bro.”
BS.
C’mon. Don’t do this.
Jesse Watters@JesseBWatters
🚨WOAH! RESEARCHERS SAY DOZENS OF CRASHED UFOS HAVE BEEN RECOVERED — WITH FOUR DIFFERENT ALIEN SPECIES ON BOARD 🛸👽 TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS… LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD! 7 FEET TALL! 👾 SOURCES ARE TOO SCARED TO TALK… SAYING AN INTERVIEW COULD “FORFEIT THEIR LIFE” 😳💀
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@GrantLavac Isn’t this the same dude who was promoting drinking your own piss?
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@JVFromTheVill NO WAY BRO this is the craziest fall off I’ve ever seen. Dude is washed beyond belief
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Drake robbing yet another independent artist. And no, it’s not just a Denise Belfon sample. It’s the whole structure, drum patterns, everything. Just slightly altered for the track “BBW”. Gordo out there stealing every bit of cultural influence on his behalf.
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First time pitchfork is right about a rating.
Kurrco@Kurrco
Pitchfork rates Drake's 'ICEMAN' a 4.8 out of 10: "Part one of Drake’s comeback trilogy is an attempt to settle the score. He does not succeed."
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@trippieredd Nah, you just did some fake shit, or you weren’t in the right set and setting. Acid is THE best psychedelic. Just be more careful with how you use it.
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@JonStewartIL THIS IS AI man… AI videos really sure seem to really trick older people huh? We are fucking doomed.
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