mullen

The human gut is the final frontier.

Troy Tulowitzki That guy rocked.

disney surgery tomorrow

“WILL HOWARD YOU FUCKING IDIOT” Ohio State lost, so @ohiotate is gonna eat 10 peeps for every point Oregon scored 320 peeps incoming!

당신에게 큰 명예와 길조의 소식이 전해지고 당신의 혈통에 축복이 있기를, 인민의 위대한 옹호자 딜런 가브리엘!

☠️☠️☠️

Man who didn’t go to college gets mad at school he didn’t attend pt. 40,474

But a very ok fullback, you at least have that

. @RealMikeRob “I’m gonna go with the team that looks like the NFL. Ohio State.” The team that had a 50/50 ball & a handoff pulled from their arms. The team that had a ball kicked at their chest and dropped it. The team whose qb slid with 6 on the clock. You are a bad analyst.

this is how you start a wednesday

a woman threw up on me at Willie Nelson’s 90th birthday party

waiting on the live action adaptation of The Goofy Movie @DisneyStudios

I think you should see this

@whoathereheynow “can i get a peek of that leek soup?”

*for those who can’t read Spanish

this is a must translate tweet

@whoathereheynow sounds like buddy needs a new pair of soup glasses

@slcoates please don’t tell me that’s james kennedy

+15% teammate chemistry

@tenoshow a squirt of toothpaste is called a “nurdle”

what’s a random fact that you’ll never forget?

@trappymeal m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy9_lf…

Fuck all that without further ado I want MORE ADO!