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@zk_lmao play stupid games win stupid prizes Macke = Move All Crypto Kings to Ethereum

Coinbase would unironically be performing a lot better if they didn't shit on memes so repeatedly between 2023-2025. A lack of cultural attunement and attempts to force the market alongside a desire to circumvent the need for respect from crypto natives has not aged too well.

@DoomerOnBaseCTO @brian_armstrong Its chill bro We're chillin on Ethereum

@brian_armstrong I lost my job because of you

There’s a generational shift happening, and Coinbase is uniquely positioned to capture it: 1) The onchain economy has reached escape velocity 2) Coinbase's full stack platform is powering it 3) The next frontier is agentic and on Coinbase Our thesis is simple: crypto is the best form of money, and the infrastructure will overhaul the existing financial system. If it involves money, it will involve crypto. Coinbase is uniquely positioned to capitalize on this transformation. Some highlights from our earnings today: - Gained share in both spot and derivatives globally, reaching an all-time high in crypto trading volume market share - Saw huge growth in derivatives trading volume, driven by our Everything Exchange - 10x increase in stablecoin transaction volume on @base - USDC on our platform hit another all-time high - >90% of onchain agentic stablecoin transaction volume is on Base - 12 consecutive quarters of net native unit inflows- customers have been adding more crypto to Coinbase every quarter

Time to meme! Fill it out and post in comments 🐟 $MACKE

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@elonmusk You had us at "thick, ultra-hard"

Only when you drive the Cybertruck do you realize how incredible it is: a bulletproof tank that moves like a million dollar sports car! Reason for the angular shape is that the thick, ultra-hard stainless steel body panels cannot be stamped like the thin, feeble, paper-strength mild steel of other trucks. Cybertruck body panels would break 5000 ton stamping machines.

We're out here having fun $MACKE on Ethereum

@D4mn_crypt 🐟You're leading the school now🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

Abundance was always the point. There's more than enough room to accommodate everyone.

@base @noise_xyz MACKE = Move All Crypto Kings to Ethereum

"Build something that people want to be a part of" On Base, @noise_xyz built exactly that

MACKE = Move All Crypto Kings to Ethereum

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A new day, a new leader on Ethereum. $MACKE

You ever notice how the best runners don’t start with hype? They start with silence… then curiosity… then momentum. $MACKE looks like it’s somewhere between silence and curiosity right now. @macke_eth CA: 0xD69a0A9682F679f50e34dE40105A93BEbB2fF43d

@kucoincom $MACKE

If KuCoin could list ANY coin tomorrow, what ticker would you demand? 🤔

There are dozens of us. $MACKE

@zk_lmao @leadlagreport

@leadlagreport Wild generalisation and wildly inaccurate representation of reality, but expected normie level understanding of something you clearly haven't followed and just want engagement for.

I have been quiet long enough. This is perhaps the most important thread on X ever published. And the most powerful and impactful comic book you will ever read. If you want to understand Ryan Cohen, GameStop, Bay, and half cash, half stock, bookmark this. 1/24🧵

We were laying dormant for a while. Hibernate > Dominate $MACKE

@jessepollak We said goodbye to Base, and hello to Ethereum. $MACKE

today we said goodbye to some talented people who helped build base. deeply grateful for everyone’s contributions 1. our mission isn’t changing 2. AI has changed what is possible for our small team and it’s accelerating 3. we’re going to keep building 🟦