Macpink (she/ her)

THIS IS NOW THE BEST DAY EVER

The wonderful @bdgrabinski pitched me what my Time Machine creating character does in the first five minutes of Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice and I was immediately in. Action, comedy, great cast, great script and so fun. M&N&N&A is out on @hulu now.

Real talk when are we getting @rejectedjokes cover of why should I worry on Spotify bc that was the best thing I’ve ever heard. Truly slayed that

“Pray to your respective deity”

So, none of you can sleep these days either, right?

@apm__official No wait bc I thought it was just me I haven’t slept in days what’s happening!?

“Give me pansexual murder man”

“The house is coming from inside the house”

I want to direct a production of hamlet where instead of the actors doing the Mousetrap Hamlet wheels out a tv cart and pops in a VHS tape of Disney’s the Lion King

Happy 43rd birthday to the talented Bryce Pinkham.

“The state of the world is not Orlando’s fault”

showering at night is so sexy and clean and self care vibes. showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

I’m sorry but we are SO CUTE OH MY GOD

“His vibe is giving tall guy”

he was a punk she did ballet

THIS IS THE BEST NEWS STOP I am Tarrytown’s number one fan and listen to it every spooky season I must see this oh my GOD

got them pulling up the dirty dancing highlights

Manifesting works

Now and then? Pigs CAN fly. 🥰🩵✨

happy fall! hallowbirththankmas is here (in that order) !