this is your mother speaking…

Still true.

@IfindRetards I hope this is genuine. This is really beautiful.

Change of pace with a nice vid. Perez Hilton says "God presented himself to me" while he was in hospital. He says the experience was life changing and he can't wait to start taking his children to church every week.

@PeriklesGREAT @MrWhiteMAGA I’d have to go for the cash value. I wouldn’t feel right driving a car like that while serving the homeless in my profession and as a volunteer.

Be real ! Would you keep this Lamborghini if you received it as a gift or take the cash value instead ?? a. Lamborghini b. Cash c. Take the cash but drive it at least once ?😂

@end3of6days9 @VeBo1991 I might’ve flipped mine on and then promptly turned it right back off.

This woman is on a work meeting video call when her manager specifically asks her to turn her monitor on. Company policy clearly says it’s not required, none of the other people on the call have theirs on, and the manager hasn’t asked anyone else either. She feels singled out, stands her ground, and says no. Would most of us just comply to keep the peace? I’m old-school, so I would’ve flipped mine on in two seconds flat 😂

@FFT1776 @FarmGirlCarrie I can’t help but feel sorry for him. He’ll never again get to know whether or not people really love him. He’s got too much money to ever truly know.

Jeff Bezos is clearly unhappy. But wait … watch the expression on her face when she tried the “let’s fake we’re happy” smile … OMG, she gave away the miserable marriage.

@BlondeOfWar @FreyjaTarte Whoa, those jorts are really…something.

When Target Fashion Is So Ugly You Record A Comedy Special In The Fitting Room With Your Bestie 😂😂😂

@PeriklesGREAT @MrWhiteMAGA Farmer, hands down.

Which profession do you respect the most ?

@kissingsquids @ThrillaRilla369 So you’re telling me you’re lucky to be alive? 😬

@ThrillaRilla369 Moose 🫎 here 😂

Your childhood wasn't complete unless you were chased by a dog... or a goat...or even worse, a chicken. 🐔

@esj2525 @ThrillaRilla369 Absolutely. We had one at the babysitters that would try to spur everyone with his nasty little grippers.

@ThrillaRilla369 It was a rooster. A really mean rooster.

I’ve been spanked for playing with the beagle puppies(hunting dogs). I’ve been butted by an old Nanny goat, bucked off a horse and chased by a mean-ass Rooster. I still have a chip of gravel in my knee from one of about 20 bike wrecks. I say no childhood was complete unless you touched a hot electric cow fence, shot yourself or someone else with a BB gun, wrecked your bike on a homemade ramp, or ran into a tree or the creek or a frozen cow-pie with a sled….Or stepped on a rusty nail after your parents told you 38 times DO NOT PLAY BY THAT OLD SHED! Surprisingly all nostalgic memories now😂

@cryptoes12 @SydneyLWatson The antlers on TJ Maxx and the little strip malls ARE fake however, as well as some other decor meant to replicate the arches in the center of town. I examined them because I’m a nerd and I like antlers. So we’re both right.

@magic_mid_wit @SydneyLWatson The Antler decor is not fake. The arches in the center of town were constructed of antlers collected from the elk refuge. Antlers are used for a variety of things such as chandeliers and furniture. It’s popular throughout the mountain west.

Tell me about Wyoming. Where is the nicest, mountain-y part that's also not TOO FAR from civilization. I desire to buy many acres there and disappear into the wilderness.

@FarmGirlCarrie Inflammation- the “itis” in every disease.

Question of the Day…

@TiffanyFong This is a fake phone call moment. My bff and I have an agreement for these situations.

how do you get your uber driver to shut the fuck up ?

These are the things my wife asks me for LOL

@its_The_Dr A really competitive sport.

How?

Notice the normalization of the word DEMON in alternative media. I don’t think this is an innocent choice of words. I’ve been feeling like we are in a battle of darkness and light for quite sometime, however, I don’t think that evil has been exposed in the public spectacle that is being planned to be used as the ultimate deception just yet. When it inevitably happens, it will be hard for people to call out the severity of how nefarious the presence is and it’s dark significance because the terms “demons” and “evil” are being normalized. Take note.

That’s it. It’s confirmed, there’s a 10% user rate of people who understand and can use satire, sarcasm and irony and the rest are just literal deadpan NPC’S. Time for a break from social media asap.

@beyoumf I’m getting old. It’s official.

gun to your head, name one thing about you

Talking about how stupid others are all the time or talking trash and backstabbing. Same for cowards and liars. High I.Q. people don’t gossip or talk negatively about anyone. If they have criticisms they’ll say it boldly right to your face with as little offense as possible. When they choose to talk, it’s worth your time.

What's a sign of a very low intelligence?

@ThatEricAlper Oh I did but that might’ve also been some small town yee-haw shit. We did a lot of different dances but we did spend a whole unit on line and square dancing. Really fun stuff actually.