Magic bus.

Ozzy Osbourne trying a health drink and brightening his day😂

Ricky Gervais "It's not to much trouble , too Offend People😂😂😂😂

$QQQ And just like that, entire morning pop faded. Trump needs to tweet about Iran begging for a deal every hour.

Trump realising he was talking to a pakistani scammer this whole time not an Iranian negotiator.

🇫🇷 BREAKING: Paris ERUPTS tonight — Thousands of French citizens flood the streets with candles & crosses, boldly declaring FRANCE IS A CHRISTIAN NATION! Europe is finally waking up. Enough is enough. Time to TAKE OUR COUNTRIES BACK and defend our Christian heritage before it’s gone forever. The Great Awakening is here. Who’s standing with them?

@TheMarketDog get end of 1st qtr out of the way.. then troops on ground..mkt dumps

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@PiQSuite Does anyone actually use "Copilot" I don't now of anyone??

A new feature called "Critique" enables Copilot's Researcher agent to pull outputs from both OpenAI's GPT and Anthropic's Claude models for each response, with Claude reviewing GPT's output for accuracy and quality. $MSFT gets a knee-jerk bid

🚨 THIS IS BARONESS JENNY TONGE — and the truth is now 20ft high outside Richmond upon Thames Council HQ. As Chair of Social Services in the 1980s, she was fully briefed by Assistant Director Terry Earland on the systematic sexual abuse of children at Grafton Close children’s home… …and she did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. This single public admission destroys the Council’s Bolam test defence and obliterates any reliance on the Poole case. They KNEW. They failed every single child. They covered it up for decades. No more excuses. No more legal loopholes. The survivors have waited long enough. Justice for Grafton Close NOW. #GraftonCloseScandal #JennyTonge #RichmondCouncil #ChildAbuseCoverUp #BolamTest #PooleCase #AccountabilityNow

German economy minister: Signs of a significant slowdown in the German economy are already visible

May election night will be a fun time…

🚨"This is free movement by the back door. I have no confidence that Labour will stand up for our own country." Ex-Labour MP Baroness Hoey says Keir Starmer will do "anything" to get back into favour with the EU. @JuliaHB1 | @CatharineHoey

Quite the mixed message this... *TRUMP: GREAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE *TRUMP THREATENS TO OBLITERATE ALL ELECTRICITY PLANTS IN IRAN

Trump just threatened Iran with ("possibly") blowing up its water desalination plants. Problems: 1) it would be a war crime, 2) Iran would retaliate against its neighbours, which rely on them far more. I wrote for @Opinion earlier about water and war. bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

BIG 🔴 BESSENT: US WILL 'RETAKE' CONTROL OF THE STRAITS

GERMAN INFLATION JUMPS ON ENERGY SHOCK German inflation rose to 2.8% in March, the highest in over a year, as energy prices climbed 7.2% due to the Iran war. The increase is adding pressure on the ECB to raise rates, with markets expecting a possible move as soon as April and up to three hikes this year. Officials remain cautious, but warn higher energy costs could push inflation further if the conflict continues.

The Mandelson Scandal Cover Up By Labour.. More information coming out Exposing Starmer as a blatant Liar & his MPs.. This government are a disgrace.. 16 U- Turns / Scandal After Scandal & Sleaze.

Took turns raping a 12yr old British girl for 3 days. Just a typical day in modern Britain.

Labour STUNNED as witness goes off-script, lists ALL their FAILURES youtu.be/FhItu4pawDA?si… via @YouTube

This is the (cough) "man" who wants to impose a digital ID system on 70 million people for their "convenience". It's the same person who's trying to convince the World that when a phone is stolen all the data on it is lost, FOREVER. Anyone smell a rat?

Beware: There will be a lot of window dressing in markets between today and tomorrow because of Q1-26 end. Consequently, don’t be surprised whether some price moves might come across either odd or even illogical