Sir William John Paul Malctwt

cartman clocked his gay ass back in season six #sptwt

“George Harrisons dih to your head, name a Beatles song” Me:

bugs when you lift up a rock #malctwt

trans people: i’m trans society: okay class of 2020: i didn’t even get a graduation cola | THE HERKABE GUY: hello, MALC!

@haeunstuck eat the arasol car

"Eat the arasol wall"

let’s see what this adorable clown is gonna say

I want Paul Mccartney sexually

"I'm literally Ida" but they've never drugged a man from China (bare minimum btw)

Why is reese so scared of liam gallagher? Is he stupid?

Any emoji combo with the stupid damn ✌ is just annoying and immediately invalidates your opinion unless it's 😎✌ because that's just Ringo Starr chillin'

well 😭

Done all this n I’m still not trotting round saying I’m Reese so you folks got to go on and humble yourselves because nobody can live up to the LEGEND

the most based comment section of all time?!? #malctwt #sunnytwt

@vallydoart davepetajade gem……

Sorry davepetajades I'm so tired today I will try deliver better next time #homestuck

was sitting in a way last night where i couldn’t see the bottom of my Lil Huss doll, so when my cat adjusted on its feet it moved the entire doll suddenly and made my heart sink to my ass. i’ve never been more scared in my fucking life man..dave strider im so sorry

I JUST made them and they JUST met they’re soulmates in every universe 😭😭😭💗😭💗😭💗😭

not having time for my interests but being too burnt out to enjoy them when i do