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Mark de Bont

@markdebont

Eindhoven is de mooiste stad van NL, het is dat ik er woon anders ging ik er op vakantie. #atlassian Visit me on #Bluesky. Phasing out X

Netherlands شامل ہوئے Aralık 2009
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Tesla Inside
Tesla Inside@TSLA_inside_·
FSD ride along Eindhoven – New Tesla FSD v14.2.2.5 update in the Netherlands, Eindhoven 🇳🇱 | March 20, 2026 This is truly an amazing video — I’d say go watch it quickly. Tesla fans $TSLA
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Ryan Detrick, CMT@RyanDetrick·
So many of these, but this one is a classic Chuck Norris joke. 🐅 #RIPChuckNorris
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Declaration of Memes
Declaration of Memes@LibertyCappy·
CHUCK NORRIS MEME THREAD TO END ALL MEME THREADS Let's honor one of the GOAT's by dropping your BEST Memes and Chuck Norris jokes! 👇👇👇
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SurdinhoMorris@SurdinhoMorris·
@_Annerie 20.000 extra potentiele kopers van "unieke" shirts die gaan komen, horeca opbrengst, bij 10 CL seizoenen meer passepartouts, vermogen om te blijven investeren. Verdeel dat over 30 jaar en het valt op de lange termijn wel mee denk ik. Maar goedkoop is en blijft het niet
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Mark de Bont@markdebont·
#afroman lawsuit Hiervoor zit je op Twitter 😁
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

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naiive
naiive@naiivememe·
X officially starts rolling out dislike button. people who keep posting with 0 like :
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Mark de Bont@markdebont·
@TheFunManAndy @guardian Isn’t this about investors reevaluating the value of software companies now AI will impact the ROI of these companies? Note: sometimes markets can over/under react.
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The Fun Man
The Fun Man@TheFunManAndy·
Traders are fking dub, and can't believe they are the ones in charge of valuing companies. Taken from a @guardian article, this screenshot and the sentence about "traders grow to fear #AI" just mistifies me. 1/3
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vx-underground
vx-underground@vxunderground·
> be employee > work at Atlassian > 10am > get promotion > celebrate on LinkedIn > new career milestone > overwhelming joy and pride > 2pm > get email > position promoted to being cut > laid off > promoted and laid off in same day
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Mark de Bont@markdebont·
@_Annerie Poh, als successupporter houd ik het niet zo bij. Maar kat in het bakkie dit seizoen 🤓😁
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Annerie
Annerie@_Annerie·
Het Nederlandse voetbal is wel een beetje overleden dit weekend. Ik wil helemaal niet volgend weekend kampioen kunmen worden. Pas over een half jaar komt er weer een zware tegenstander. Niemand is hier mee geholpen.
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SurdinhoMorris@SurdinhoMorris·
Als @FCEindhoven vanavond niet wint in Leeuwarden dan ben ik de rest van de week goed ziek
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Susan Polgar
Susan Polgar@SusanPolgar·
Dutch legend Jan "the best of the West" Timman just passed away at age 74. 😢 I drew him with black in our memorable encounter on LIVE German TV show Schach der Großmeister (WDR), with onsite commentary by legendary GM Hort and GM Pfleger. He was always kind and friendly to me and very well loved and respected by the chess community worldwide. His peak was #2 in the world in 1982 behind Karpov. In the 1980s he won a number of very strong tournaments, including Amsterdam IBM in 1981, Wijk aan Zee in 1981 and 1985, Linares in 1988, Euwe Memorial in 1989, and the 1989 World Cup tournament in Rotterdam, etc. Other major successes included Las Palmas 1981, Mar del Plata 1982, Bugojno 1984, and Sarajevo 1984. He qualified for the Candidates Matches several times. In 1993, he lost the FIDE World Championship match to Karpov by the score of 12.5-8.5 in 1993. In the 2nd Immopar Rapid Tournament in 1991, a knock-out format event, he defeated Gata Kamsky 1½–½, Anatoly Karpov 2–0, Viswanathan Anand 1½–½, and finally Garry Kasparov 1½–½ to win the first prize of approximately 75,000 USD. His performance was equivalent to an Elo rating of 2950. (Source: Wikipedia) In addition to a magnificent playing career, he was also a respected chess author. RIP my friend! You will be missed! 🕊 @FIDE_chess @ECUonline @maxeuwecentre
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Mark de Bont@markdebont·
@_Annerie Zit hier met de achterdeur open in de zon… 🧴
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Annerie
Annerie@_Annerie·
Bizar hoe Noord-Nederland echt een compleet andere winter heeft dan wij in het Zuiden.
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Patrick Lieberwirth
Patrick Lieberwirth@petjesax·
Jawel , alle muren en plafonds gekit en gekit . Nog mooier nieuws : volgende week wordt de vloer gelegd 🎉
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Bart Mol
Bart Mol@Bart_Mol·
Saw this tweet a while back and wanted to try this out myself. It looks like a mess (and it is) but I hooked up everything I need: - Two temperature sensors - Two humidity sensors - Two CO2 sensors - Soil moisture and temperature sensor - Water level and quality sensors - Light sensor - Shelly plugs for the heater, humidifier and growlight - Two water pumps - A couple of fans Next step is to fit everything in the grow tent.
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Martin_DeVido@d33v33d0

Claude can code- but can claude grow?! 🪴 So far the answer is YES. Claude is successfully keeping a living organism ALIVE. There were some hiccups this week! Some errors and resets, but Claude managed to power through and take care of Sol 🍅 A week in review:

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Martijn Kuijken
Martijn Kuijken@Kuijken040·
Voor Carnavalshelden Kapotte Kachels hebben we ‘voetbalshirts’ ontworpen waarin ze de komende tijd gaan optreden. Je kunt ze bij ze kopen. Totaal over de top, maar hé, het is carnaval hè. 😍 bierbrouwerij-oijen.nl/shop/carnaval/…
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