Statius

Global population to shrink this century as birth rate falls. The world is set to have 200 mn fewer people than previously expected by 2100. Fertility rates have fallen below the replacement rate in most continents.

@BonginoReport ‘Who knows surprise better than Japan?’ Yeeeeeeesh. I love Japan. That was a K.O. to the question.

REPORTER: Why didn't you tell Japan before attacking Iran? TRUMP: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀😂

@MkpoikankeF @WWE @DanhausenAD Get over better here than in AEW?

@WWE @DanhausenAD Someone tell me what this guy does again?

IT'S CANNON-HAUSEN 🤩 @DanhausenAD

My supporters are low key funny as fuck. 🤣

@Awhen2000 @WWE @DanhausenAD I think everyone else scripted to be funny isn’t funny.

@WWE @DanhausenAD How is this Danhausen funny ? He is just acting to be funny but it’s not working

TWINHAUSEN @DanhausenAD

@SeanRossSapp @WWE is a corporate leviathan fit for a dystopian Greek Epic.

For the very, very, very strange people who doubted the "blackouts" story, Stadium Swim's Instagram confirmed that the blackout on watch parties in the Las Vegas area was lifted.

@WWE @DanhausenAD Say what you will, but @DanhausenAD is getting more over in @WWE ‘during the commercial break’ than at any point in any random episode of @AEW television. Love that Danhausen!

.@DanhausenAD has some gifts for his stanhausens!

@profstonge *chef’s kiss*

Woke Ninth Circuit decides Korean spas have to let biological men swing their gear in front of women and children. The dissent is pure gold:

Confirmation post-impact

@CartNarcs Amid 60mph wind gusts in southern WI, I came out of the store to this scene. Whereas I had initially thought that a single Cart Demon had willingly sacrificed itself to save my truck from the pack of escapees… But no. He had simply struck first. #CartDemons

@ThomasMHern “Internet, so something!” Internet: Bet.

CNN's Paul Begala falsely claims Pete Hegseth purchased ribeye steaks and lobster tails for himself, not the troops. Scott Jennings, "Internet do something." Here are the receipts:

@Tesla But I like my freedom wheel.

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@Tesla how come you have never put alternators on/in your drive motors to charge the battery while the vehicle is in motion, outside of the regen braking?

@TheAKGuy “Take the fight to Democrats”. Heh. We’ll see just how THAT would go. Imagine your right hand fighting your left.

Thank you President Trump 🇺🇸 It’s now time to take the fight to the Democrats in November and continue working to deliver great wins for TX23 and the rest of the nation.

@MrColionNoir This is an absolute embarrassment for the State who LITERALLY HAS THE DEATH OF A TYRANT depicted on its flag.

So now AR-15s and standard 15+ round mags bans are headed to the desk of a governor who was a Moms Demand Action volunteer and campaigned with gun-control backing — how do you think this ends for gun owners? “if you if you want to have one of these pistols with a silencer on it and a pistol grip in the front, a really big big pistol. If you want to have one with a telescope on it or lasers or whatever else you want that’s okay. You just can’t buy a new one and you can’t sell it to anybody.” That’s how casually Virginia lawmakers talk about banning commonly owned rifles. And now AR-15s and 15+ round mags are headed to the desk of a governor gun owners already don’t trust. They say, “you can keep it.” They say, “it’s not a ban.” But then they tell you that you can’t buy a new one, can’t sell one, and can’t freely transfer one. That’s how it always starts. Not with confiscation first. With mockery. With ignorance. With “reasonable” little steps. Comment below: Do these people sound like they understand the guns they’re trying to ban? youtu.be/Au4PIEtCYGk?si…

@DanhausenAD @WWE I think @WWE has cursed itself with their ticket prices. Yeah, there are enough to somehow justify it now, but how deep does that well go for even the prices of nosebleeds?

Hello @WWE re-film the Wrestlemanias Las Vegas big time casino money commercial to add WWE Legend Danhausen to it or you are cursed. Everyone will surely be happy to do so to include Danhausen.

@JacobSlatteryGA @TheAKGuy I’d suggest that it’s more out of respect for the office. Even if I had been running for office during Obama, and that man endorsed me(somehow), I’d respectfully thank him for the endorsement, and then keep my personal opinions behind the door.

@TheAKGuy An endorsement from the president who covers for the clients of Epstein and launched us into a new war on Iran is not a win, and I don't like that you're treating it like one.

Thank you President Trump! 🇺🇸

@MrColionNoir “If you want to KEEP your doctor, you can keep your doctor!”