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John bought 5 mangoes, he gave 1 to his brother and 2 to his sister. If he decided to keep the rest to himself, Calculate the volume of the Sun.

Oluka Robert Mcligeyo (🇰🇪 2102), from Kenya. #ChessInAfrica

@ChrisO_wiki Everytime I try to make hommade popcorns.

Moscow's instantly-iconic exploding fuel storage tank is resulting in a flood of memes. I'll add a selection below...

Reminds me of a story of a 94yr old man who was given a traffic ticket by cops for speeding. He went to court and explained to the magistrate that his son was very sick and he was trying to rush him to the hospital. Judge asked how old his son was and he answered, in a rather frail voice....... 80yrs old. The judge told him to go home and take care of his son without imposing any fines to him.

Modric off for Kovacic

"Ndio huyo anakuja, ebu change topic"

There is a Somali tycoon (name withheld) who is in talks with Kenya's no.1 to buy the Moi Air Base (the airport). Whether for business or otherwise, it looks like a detrimental move. Stay vigilant. Allegedly.

Wamama hukuwa na groups where they read books then wanapatana kudiscuss. Eeeii. These people are very progressive.

There’s an internet theory that claims this place exists in almost every city.

What is the masculine frame??

@Entr_dawood Mkulima umelima bana. Damn

Payday is tomorrow, show us your 2 weeks analytics. MINE:

@NdemoKelvin Bruh!! We moved.

DSTV, why can't i get a SuperSport Only subscription, most people interested in DSTV especially in Kenya in most cases is purely for SuperSport, but here you are selling me Big Brother Naija, you will continue loosing customers, especially if an alternative to SuperSport lands

@Gee_Muri Wow.

I was in this Meru Makutano traffic and I happened to see a FIRE Honda Civic Hatchback. I had to stop him for pics. Halafu it’s a stick shift plus Black Don’t Crack 😂😂

@kype_computers Yellow badge inakuja aje?

Hii kupiga kelele imenipea yellow badge 🤗

Have you ever watched porn on mute? That's the feeling with KBC. We choose the noisy and sweaty mates in those dingy video dens.

@ZelenskyyUa Wait, Mr President, you are going for the jugular of your namesake Vladmir?

Last night, our long-range sanctions once again reached the Moscow region – for the second time this week, the Moscow oil refinery was hit. Targets were also struck in the Rostov region and in temporarily occupied territories of Ukraine. This is a fully justified response to Russian attacks on our cities and communities, and another important result of our warriors’ work against facilities that sustain Russia’s war machine. I thank our Defense and Security Forces of Ukraine for their coordinated efforts – the Security Service of Ukraine, the Unmanned Systems Forces, the Special Operations Forces, Defense Intelligence, and our missile brigade for their precision. In recent days, all of our partners have noted the precision and effectiveness of our mid-range strikes and long-range sanctions. It is time the war ended, and Russia must take the necessary steps in diplomacy.

Posted from USA. For comparison, I dropped into a random point in the country in Google Street View, and this is what I found.

@HonMosiria Sasa tupotee njia?

We removed these signages from walkways within the CBD to improve accessibility, order, and the aesthetic beauty of our city. However, we have noted that some individuals have started reinstalling them. I would like to politely request those responsible to remove them immediately and comply with the existing regulations. Please be advised that we shall be carrying out enforcement against all those who choose to interfere with the aesthetic beauty, order, and accessibility of our city. Let us all work together to keep Nairobi clean, organized, and beautiful.

@Hitechdigitals @SangKip4 Barabara ni Safi? Nissan Note inaweza?

@SangKip4 Nairobi to London should be utmost 12K kms via West Africa; the claim of 45K is outrageous! FYI - I’m on a group planning roadtrip to NordKapp - (North Cape, Norway) & total distance is around 15K Kms.

Becky kim and Bonnie Koko did Kenya - London a Total of 45470km in 122 days with an Ineos Grenadier

@FabrizioRomano He was brought in the squad for business purposes and he might not be of any help in the turf.

🚨 OFFICIAL: Neymar Jr to miss Brazil game against Haiti, out of Ancelotti’s squad. 🇧🇷 No risks taken as Ney Jr returned fo full team training only 24 hours ago, building his best condition.

@ivymuthe Sasa atuletee yenye Elon alitumia kuwa tajiri

Meet the young woman who discovered a plant that repels witches. According to her, it works by emitting a specific frequency that protects against witches and people carrying bad energy.

@i_7md I would also lose my mind if I sat next to him.

تدفع ٤٠٠٠ الف على التذكره ويصير كرسيّك جنب هذا… كارثه لا يمديك تغير كرسيك ولا يمديك تجلده ولا يمديك ترجع فلوسك.